yn pee oh vee: i walked in on essica cheating on me. she was kissing...
wall!!!!!!!!
i was broken. how could she? i never loved her but i'm still devastated she's so this.
i'm also upset wall was kissinf her
i decided right then and there j was pansecksual
i liked pans 🍳
i went to my buddy pan's house and when he answered the door i kissed him. wall had been chasing me. he saw the whole thing.
"yn, what was taht!!!!!???!!?!!):!2&:@;@3"2@:'jabhsnskkwndkwjdqlslpdlsoqjbdbwnshhah$$$.!!:!:&3&28&:&:9@-@-@¥££{£*]££]££{€~*^\*}¥>>€$)2&&;&:871!;&@^€{!£?'oap"
"pan i-"
"no i thought you where with ember heard! why would you do that to ber!!!?!?!?!??!??!!?!!?!"
"pan she kissed wall!! in fromt of me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡!!!!¡¡"
"oh. well in yhat case."
"in that case what?"
"no, look!"
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"oh."
"what's going on hear!!!!!!!"
it was elijah.
"yn kithed pan!!!!''
"u kithed wall!''
"i know."
the well in that case gasped.
"then why are you mad at me!!!?!?????!!???!??!!"
"im not. we're breaking up. your with pan and i'm with wall. ok? "
i decided i was wallophobic now.
"i hate walls!!!!!! there going to burn in the unfortunate afterlife!!!!"
the well in that case, who i found out name was edwArd, gasped again.
"am i interupting anything? i'll go back in my case now." and he was gone.
"yn!!! im canceling you on tweet. you can't say that about wall. MY WALL."
oh no. i'm being canceled. my career! my future!!!!!
"will an apology video where my arm in sticking out at the start to show i started the video fix all of this?"
"no!!!! you've gone too far!!!!"
and they walked away. holding hands. with wall crying. what've i done??
pan was right next to me, put his hand on my shoulder, looked at me, and shook his head while waking inside his mansion.
"we. are. over."
well, at least that's my longest relationship i've ever been in.
