hello and this is a somewhat one shots thingy with smurfs and maybe even you, holy fuck
(+ Chats ig)
i am doing this at 1am in the morning so expect the dumbest shit you can think of
oh dear lord help me
Vanity: *insert a very cool picture of Vanity* I look good as always 🥰🥰
Hefty: nobody gives a single fuck, Vanity
Clumsy: You keep sending pics of yourself every single day, it's getting annoying asf
Vanity: well I'm sorry for being born this gorgeous
Smurfette: Gorgeous?? Mf all y'all look the damn same
Smurfette: Not only that but I'm the only one in this village who's way damn different which makes me the actual pretty one
Vanity: you're second in place bae 😘
Smurfette: Says who
(Name):
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Brainy: stfu, (name)
(Name): says you, your ass never shuts the fuck up and not to mention you ain't useful around here either. You have no talent or skills and thank God nobody appreciates you around here, can't believe Clumsy even likes when you're so damn annoying, obnoxious, loud and literally never shuts up. Maybe Papa should've called you Naggy Smurf bro 💀💀
Brainy: I'm hurt, thanks
Hefty: both of y'all shut up
Vanity: everyone shut up, i just wanted to show off how beautiful i look today 😭
Jokey: that's the fucking point, Vanity 💀💀
Greedy: Yeah, you never shut up about how "good" you look as much as Brainy never shuts up about his "accomplishments"
Brainy: Fuck off, Greedy, at least I'm not a fatass
Greedy: and at least i have a skill and I'm actually useful in the village 🤨🤨
(Name): why tf did we even add Brainy here in the first place
Brainy: shut up, I'm crying rn
(Name): good, stay mad
Grouchy has left the group chat.
(Name): not again
Smurfette: since when was Grouchy reading our replies 💀
Hefty: dumbass, he's been doing that since we all started arguing about crap
Smurfette: dumbass?? Mf you're the dum one here considering the fact you lift DUMBbells all damn day
Vanity: can i have a moment to speak??
(Name): no
Vanity: if you people think I'm so ugly then why are all of you even more hideous than me?? You guys are embarrassing for saying these things about me 🥱😒
Smurfette: like i said, all of y'all look the same, so basically, you're just saying you're ugly asf 🥰🥰
Jokey: BAHAHAHA HE HASN'T REPLIED 😭😭💀💀
Hefty: who's embarrassed now, Vanity?? 😒😒
Greedy: LMFAO- 💀
Vanity has left the group chat.
(Name): LMAO, BRO EMBARRASSED HIS SELF HAHAHHXLDLS 💀💀💀
Smurfette: ate and slayed like usual 🥱🥰😘
Clumsy: why hasn't Brainy replied yet?? He's been leavin' our messages on snene
Clumsy: *seen
*Meanwhile, Brainy can be heard crying in his hut from a ten mile fucking radius*
