Random thoughts with Caliba

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by Caliba4

Why do people make fun of black people for having big lips and then turn around and get lip fillers?🤨

Ah, yes. Let's give my female characters a traditional male name. What will people do? Call me sexist?

Why do people in horror movies anger me so much?

Do you ever like when 2 more braids suddenly turns 15? Are these hair dressers doing this on purpose?/j

*Judgmental me* Just remember that irl people gets mad at you for making all my oc's black and have plump bodies. And gay. And is having a gender crisis.

Stop giving all your oc's family trauma. And making them recieve gut melting pain and make them act like it's a normal thing and make them use violence as a coping mechanism.

*Creates an entire world where I'll be nothing compared the person I've created*

*This song playing on loop in my head*

Is me getting excited over an avocado a bad thing? I don't care. Food is Food.

Why is school so fucking demanding and stressful??? Like, I don't want to come out of my house.

I just want Lady Dimitrescu to smother me with her titties...

Just because I look like a girl doesn't mean that I am one. But they do say You are what you eat. But that would be cannibalism.

*starting to daydream and it started to get spicy* What if someone's reading my mind? Shit... I'll leave this for later...

*Continues to recite this on loop*

Why do I feel bad when I don't eat but when I do eat... I still feel like shit?

Let's all agree... Andrew Tate is a piece of shit.

*Mom calls me all kinds of feminine nicknames*
Me: Jokes on you, I'm actually your son.

How comes I didn't get to like Momo and Uraraka for My Hero Academia?

Why is it always the hobo looking anime men I simp for? Or a 6'10", 400+ lbs (472 to be exact), New Zealander Martial artist is his 40's with Tribal tattoos and Family issues.

So far, my average is an 87.97 overall for all my subjects. I want to bring that up if I was to get the bumper sticker announcing that I'm an Honor student at my high school. This is my last year after all.

Just sitting back laughing while all my first years committing all their tomfoolery.

Don't tell lies, y'all. This is coming from the kid who's first thought when something goes wrong is that their parents is going to be mad at them if you tell them what happened.

Just gonna say that my Spanish Teacher looks like that one bald scientist from Cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2. And that my IT teacher looks like the old man from Up... but black.

The Lord will prolly regret introducing that AI art generator to me. I will use tf outta that shit.