it is 2009:
I can't believe what's happening with this whole Miranda sings thing. it began as a joke and it's becoming something crazy. I don't know what to think.
*colleen walks into the living room of her parents house and sets up the camera. she gets in a black leotard and makes an effort to let her underwear be shown*
"you are so weird" rachel says laughing at me as i begin to take off my lipstick after filming a "single ladies" music video
it's been a weird week. i decided to break up with David, my longtime boyfriend. it just didn't feel right.
this is my first ever fanfiction so sorry if it's bad! it'll get a lot better! stay tuned!
JOSHS POV:
it's just another day on tour.
my friend keeps asking me to check out this one girl name miranda kings? bings? sings? I'm not sure but I have ABSOLUTELY no interest. sorry man.
it's a few hours later and here I am, just laying in bed. I just got back from a show and I can't fall asleep. there's a lot on my mind. my momma always says "when you know you know" but it's not working out for me.
after hours of just laying there something popped into my head. "check this girl out on YouTube! she sings badly it's pretty funny!" were the only things going through my mind. eh, why not. I clicked on a video that read: "single ladies cover by Miranda sings"
more coming soon
JOSHS POV:
As I watch the video, I realize there is something different about her. I know no one is be this ridiculous. I know there has to be someone behind this horrible singer with too much lipstick.
I clicked on "channels" and a few came up. one: novaqua and another: pyschosoprano. I immediately clicked on the channel which was called: pyschosoprano. I was absolutely amazed with her beauty. so intrigued, I watched a few videos. and by a few, I mean about 20.
she's so interesting. I thought. I spent the rest of the night watching videos of this "colleen ballinger".
I suddenly got this weird feeling in the pit of my stomach. "write to her." "write to her." "there's always a chance". so I did. I began to write:
Hey Colleen!
Let me introduce myself. My name is Joshua. I'm sure you get a lot of people friend requesting you because of the whole Miranda thing, but I wanted to let you know that I honestly find you very interesting and I would like to get to know Colleen, lol.
I hit send. I laugh at myself as I think: as if I have a chance
to be continued
COLLEENS POV:
here I am again, finding myself drowning in the hate comments. "such a bad singer" "useless" "kill yourself". I know it makes sense because it's Miranda, but it still upsets me.
I click out of YouTube and decide to go on Facebook. I get many messages from "mirfandas" as I call them, and they're so sweet, but I usually don't have time to respond to every one.
today, as I scrolled through, one caught my eye. "new message from Joshua David Evans". I looked at his profile picture. a pretty gay boy from NYC I thought.
I slightly hesitated, then my conscience told me to tap that message. so I did. I read the whole thing. and smiled uncontrollably.
I started to type a response.
3 WEEKS LATER-COLLEENS POV
we've been talking for almost a month now. I honestly am in love with this fool. he's charming, hot, caring, and so much like me. this past week I talked to him on skype and on the phone.
JOSHS POV:
another message from the girl I'm falling in love with. as I read the message my eyes widened with excitement. she's coming to New York. tomorrow. we are going to meet in person. this is the start of something new. (it feels so right to be here with youuu- sry hsm reference)
*josh drops his phone and begins to clean his apartment.*
"I need to make the right first impression." I kept telling myself
COLLEENS POV:
today is the day. my mom has reminded me a thousand times to be prepared for if he pulls out a chain saw and kills me at the spot. I put on loads of makeup.
*gwen comes in and takes some off, telling her she looks beautiful just the way she is*
3 HOURS LATER
it's been a horrible plane ride. the whole time I'm thinking, what if this happens? what if that happens? I hear a voice. "plane is landing! seatbelts on!"
JOSHS POV
I looked at the clock and realized she would be at the airport and ready for me to get her, in less than 40 minutes.
I ran to the nearest flower shop and picked a bunch of orchids. she had mentioned how she loves them in one of our Facebook conversations.
I walk in the airport and run my fingers through my hair. I need to act cool. I need to be.. attractive to her. I really think this could work. walking around, I lean up against different walls to see where I look the best.
COLLEENS POV:
*breathing heavily, Colleen walks off the plane and into the airport.* I begin looking around for Josh. I turned the corner, and there he is. his arms folded, and a confident smile on his face. the first thing I thought: what a douche.
I walk up to him with a shy smile on my face. I feel my arms shaking as I reach out to hug him.
"hey, you okay?" he said with a smirk. he could tell I was beyond nervous.
"yeah! I'm fine." I reply with tired eyes. we hug for a minute or two. we pull back and I look into his beautiful blue eyes.
