Hmmm, I could see you coming all the way from Amarillo.
A raven from King's Landing came to Casterly Rock that Cersei Lannister was coming to visit.
Truck stop red lips pullin' on some nicotine.
Sansa knew that if it was proper for a woman to smoke, Cersei certainly would.
Shinin' like the spokes on a brand new El Dorado.
Cersei somehow still managed to look regal, despite her constant scowl.
You're trailer park pretty, but you're never gonna be Jolene.
But she would never hold the beauty that Sansa does.
Geraldene, Geraldene.
Sansa had a new attitude as Cersei approached her. An attitude fit for a queen.
Why you gotta be so mean?
A little girl with her mother's hair and her father's eyes ran up to Sansa, and Cersei looked about ready to kill her.
Don't make me cause a scene now, Geraldene.
Sansa noticed this, and it took every ounce of strength she had to keep her rage at bay.
Geraldene, Geraldene.
Sansa led Cersei to Jaime's solar, where he was teaching their young son calligraphy.
You got 'em all on their knees.
Cersei walked up to her brother, but he was not happy to see her. "Cersei, you remember where your rooms are, don't you?"
But you can't take a man from me, now Geraldene.
Jaime barely acknowledged her. He was more focused on his son. His first real son.
If I was a man, I'd make you my Dallas Alice.
If Sansa was completely able to have her way with Cersei, she would put Cersei in the filthiest brothel there is.
I'd put a leftover pawn shop ring on your left hand.
No one would need to pay for her, because Cersei is obviously a free whore.
You're never gonna be the backstage babe at the Crystal Palace.
Cersei thought she had free reign over Casterly Rock, but she was only ever a queen by marriage.
You're too late baby, I'm the only bitch in the band.
Jaime preferred Sansa's opinion over Cersei's any day, especially over matters concerning the winter months. And to think Cersei said she was stupid.
Geraldene, Geraldene.
Jaime was comfortable with Sansa watching spar, but he knew if Cersei watched him, she would still be disgusted by his missing hand.
Why you gotta be so mean?
Out of common courtesy, Sansa let Cersei hold her daughter Jolene. But whenever she did, Jolene would only cry.
Don't make me cause a scene now, Geraldene.
Sansa was beginning to think Cersei was doing it on purpose.
Geraldene, Geraldene.
She told Jaime Cersei should not be around their children without supervision.
You got 'em all on their knees.
Cersei still tried to pry Jaime out of Sansa's hands.
But you can't take a man from me, now Geraldene.
But he would not listen.
Geraldene, Geraldene.
One night, while Jaime was in his bathing chamber, Cersei decided to sneak in on him.
Why you gotta be so mean?
She had the audacity to slap him, hard, and he landed in the water. She grabbed his neck and held his head under water, trying to drown him.
Don't make me cause a scene now, Geraldene.
Sansa heard a commotion, and what she saw almost knocked the wind out of her.
Geraldene, Geraldene.
"GUARDS!"
You got 'em all on their knees.
It took four guards to pull Cersei out of the room, while Sansa tended to Jaime.
But you can't take a man from me now, Geraldene.
"Come back to me, my lion. Come back."
Geraldene, Geraldene.
As the maester revived him, he spat out water, and let out a long breath.
Geraldene, Geraldene.
"I'm back, my wolf. I'm back." Sansa sent a raven to King's Landing to tell Lord Tywin of what happened, and that he should punish Cersei. Only the Seven knew if he would actually punish her.
Geraldene, Geraldene.
