Empath (Papa Smurf x Reader)

Meeting him

(This song describes the reader so well OMFG!)

Y/N POV:

"Y/N!! Wake up, new mission just arrived!" yelled my obnoxious father, i opened my eyes with a sigh and rolled out of the bed falling onto the cold floor. What i forgot was that our house is literally so unstable that i fucking fell through the fucking soggy floor and fucking broke my fucking ankle.

"Again?! Y/N THIS IS THE 69TH TIME YOU FELL THROUGH THE FLOOR THIS MONTH!" i concentrated on his feelings when all of a sudden i let the biggest fucking massive shart out "Goddamn who let them frogs out girly!😜" i chuckled while putting my fingers in my diaper and slowly sniffing them.

"Magnificent" i whispered smilling sinisterly while 7 of my veins popped. My fathers eyes twinkled and he quickly got a jar and caught the rest of my farts in it. "Indeed magnificent y/n my dearest. This... This is the strongest biological weapon known to mankind." I stood up with some of the shit still running down my leg.

Thats when my pathetic omega cat came onto the scene and fucking died of the fucking smell. I turned around to look at my cat levitating in the air, she had that one coming. I leaned in closer and whispered "Thats what you get for being fucking ginger" my father trembled in the corner.

"y-y-y/n t-t-t-t-the m-m-mission s-s-s-sweetheart-" i turned to look at him with my beautiful black demon wings swinging around and my h/c cat ears perking up "HUH? WHAT WAS THAT?! SPIT IT OUT GIRLY-POPS" oh i also forgot to mention that im half demon, half neko, half mermaid, half princess, half emo, half dragon, half immortal queen. He finally swallowed the lump in his throat and spoke up "t-the m-mission" my wings faded away together with my cat ears growing back in "What about it?"

He then explained me the plan of making the serum of immortality by using the energy of one of our worst enemies- the Smurfs. Those demonic little creatures that live in the depths of forests. I despised them, every little thing about them angered me. Their blue little fucking dogs that can be only seen when they put the hideous shoes down. Their goofy ahh looking hats that look like saggy meat sticks hanging out of their heads and finally, their ruler- Papa Smurf.

Oh how much i hated him, his beautiful white mane matching his white KFC mf looking beard. His santa claus outift, his voice and finally... his eyes. His beautiful blueberry eyes- girl what the fuck. NO YOU CANT SIMP FOR A SMURF. AN ENEMY. THAT IS UNACCEPTABLE. STOP THIS. With the thoughts battling in my head i went to sleep again, getting ready to start the mission tomorrow.

(A/N- what do you guys think so far? Also this story is going to be an enemies to lovers trope so enjoy!)