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"HI GUYS WELCOME TO THE VLOG!" yells matt, talking to the camera

"matt- MATT! G- FUCKING-"

intro plays

"i wish the pizza we had earlier had cheese" mumbles nick.

"it had cheese?" says nate, questioning him.

"you were eating fucking cheese pizza" joey says, very clearly judging him.

"not cheese pizza like, parmesan cheese" he says, using his hands to act like he is sprinkling cheese.

"we are in the car right now going to get food at 1am on joeys birthday because there is nothing in the fridge since we just got to our house in the cape-"

"we don't have a house in the cape, matt?" says nick, shushing him.

"don't say where it is." joey adds.

nate decides to add his two cents. "yeah are you dumb? they're gonna steal your home bro!"

"omg check that out its a toyota sienna" points out chris, "nate, thats the exact minivan we had while we were in la"

"same color and everything?" asks nate.

"yeah, but its not the same one" says nick.

"we had a different license plate and it was like a different car" adds joey.

"no shit." replies nate, laughing, "the fuck?"

"alright anyway. we are going to the store at 1 am because joey wants pasta for her birthday meal." states chris.

"any kind. im letting the boys and dillan pick it out, mainly dillan, because i trust she won't try to poison me like they" she said, glaring at nate and chris, "did on my 10th birthday."

"WE DIDN'T POISON YOU???"

camera cut.

"we are now in the store."

"joey what kind of pasta do you want"

"i dont fuckin know, i told you to choose."

"whats the point of pastini"

"its pasta and its tini!"

"ok chris."

another camera cut.

"what shape pasta do we want???"

"the um, the bowties"

"oooo i love bowties"

"ok but what sauce"

"see i like alfredo at restaurants, but red sauce at home"

"matt, babe, what"

"no hes got a point"

"transition" says nate, covering the camera

camera cut. 

after absolute hell at the store, they finally got back and started cooking.

"pov, your matt's girlfriend"

"and he makes you pasta every night with his creamiest sauce!", replies matt, making joey physically gag.

camera cut.

"THE BIRTHDAY GIRL GETS THE FIRST BOWL" yells chris, running with a bowl of pasta to joey and putting it in front of her, "happy birthday jo" he says, kissing her on the cheek and then going back to get himself some.

camera cut.

"pov, your matts girlfriend and he serves you pasta"

"how much do you want honey?"

"actually die guys this is gross"

"two more please"

"what are you the lunch lady?"

as matt goes to give chris his second scoop, chris walked away.

"wait you said you wanted two and i only gave you one?"

"yeah i asked for two more noodles and you gave me one hefty scoop"

camera cut.

once they all tried the pasta, the boys were ready to end the video.

"nate do you wanna finish your transition"

"what"

"remember at the store when you covered the camera?"

"oh fuck that"

end. 


a/n

little filler w a video while i try to figure out if this story is redeemable

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