the life of a "weirdo"

|| Weird Dude ||

We're in detention
Having to clean the sweaty gym room so
romantic.
Weird dude walks up to me
" you must be sydney!" I answer confused "no I'm actually harry potter!"
He laughs, " don't you live 3 streets further then me?" I got scared cause it's true, how does he know? "oh yeah I live in Cornelium street 69" oh shit Syd why did you tell him, he's gonna stalk me.
He replies "cool! I was thinking, maybe we could like walk home together?"
Walk home together? What does he want from me?,, "I don't even know ur name yet."
"it's Stanley" honestly that's a really cool name, but for a reason he makes me so mad.
He starts saying weird things like " did u ever fed a bird?" or "books are so addicting the smell is like drugs!" that's where I lost myself. He's so annoying, I stare at him aggressively
Randomly his nose starts bleeding
I think deep in myself " how did that happen?"
I forgot about it and started cleaning again, 2 hours later he tries to talk to me again. I look at him aggressively again in hope he could walk away. But no his nose started bleeding again again I think deep in myself "wow dude did I do that?"
He asks me "what's wrong sydney?"
I mumble "nothing"
We're in a deep conversation when hanglehoff walks in
"you guys can go now"
Finally after almost 3 hours of cleaning up sweat, blood and tears
He follows me to my bike
I ask "Stanley go away you asshole!"
He doesn't show any affection
I repeat " go away!"
He says nothing
I get frustrated and yell at him "STANLEY UR REALLY ANNOYING AND I DON'T WANT TO TALK WITH U AT THE MOMENT."
he answers with a smile on his face "Sydney i want to invite you to my birthday!"
Im confused, why would he ask me on such a weird way? " oh I'm sorry Stan, u were pissing me off but I'd like to come to your birthday"
Me and Stanley ended up walking home together. Did I make a new friend? He asked if I'd like to come to his house, I accepted the offer
Me and Stan sat on his bed. Wow does he smoke? Maybe u should ask him? No Syd where are your manners!
He asked it I would like to drink something
"sure! Just water is fine, thank you"
We talk and talk for hours
We heard a door
Stanley looks at me with a stressed face " Syd, climb down the window and run home"
I do what he asked. But why? It was probably just a cat at the door. Well I couldn't care less to be honest