(Jujutsu Kaisen Fanfiction M! Original Character)
"Hey, you want to be single dads together?!"
"The hell-? First of all, what the fuck kind of question is that? Second, no child will survive being raised by you, Gojo. Third, I don't think you know t...
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"Siblings (Unfortunately and Finally) Acquired"
Tenchi grumbled and groaned as he made his way to the door of his dorm room. There was excessive knocking happening and he wasn't happy.
Not one bit.
Tenchi glanced over to the clock on his wall to see at what unholy hour he was being awoken at.
6:45 in the goddamn morning.
Who the fuck was up at this fucking hour that was banging on his door?
More banging was heard while Tenchi glared at the door and ruffled his hair to wake himself up.
"...I'm coming, asshole!" Tenchi yelled before finally reaching his door and swinging it open only to see his upperclassman, Gojo, standing there with a shit-eating grin on his face.
Tenchi stared at him before sighing. "Gojo, it's too damn early to deal with you right now," Tenchi explained as he tried to close the door in his face. "Come back in about a week."
Gojo stopped the door with his foot while Tenchi grumbled and glared at his upperclassman for stopping him from getting more sleep. "Hold on! I want to show you something!" Gojo excitedly exclaimed and successfully gave Tenchi a headache.
"I swear to God if it's another piece of paper that has a penis on it-"
Gojo laughed and shook his head. "Nah, that's gonna happen later."
"For fuck's sake-"
Gojo then grabbed Tenchi's hand and started dragging him down the hall to where the surprise was. "You worry too much! Come on, already!" Gojo yelled.
Tenchi allowed Gojo to drag him away, still half-asleep and mostly relying on the childish man to guide him through their school, which was probably not the best idea but he was tired so screw it.
They both walked to a separate building that was close to the dorms and looked more like a traditional Japanese estate instead of part of the school. Tenchi was too tired to fully take in the details of the house but could feel Gojo stopping him in front of the house with a grin on his face.
"Okay, so you know how I've always wanted to be a dad?" Gojo asked.
Tenchi raised a confused eyebrow and tilted his head. "What the fuck?"
"And you know how I killed your dad last year, right? Haha, whoops! Sorry, again," Gojo continued, slowly inching his way to the door behind him.
Tenchi crossed his arms and frowned at Gojo. "What the hell are you going on about?" He asked, obviously not knowing how both those statements were related to each other.
