Unhuman

Explosive shrooms

I'M ALIVE!!! NOW ONTO THE CHAPTER

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Its been a while since that frog ran away from me, and I could barely hear him either. I could still hear his foot steps though, he had surprisingly loud foot steps for a small frog.

I stepped into a clearing. Infront of me was a rock wall and guess who I see.. that's right it was the frog. He had his vest tangled in one of the protruding branches and his feet were clean off the ground leaving him completely useless. It was kinda sad honestly.

I went up to the unnamed frog and pulled him out of the branch and made him face her.

"Okay. So listen here frog. I'm having a hard time figuring out how to get back home. So I propose a deal between us"

"Ok, so first of all will you stop calling me frog! It's weird. The townsfolk call me "One eyed Wally" or "the crazy person who lives under bridges" but my actual name's Wally. And second of all did you really think I'll help you without something in return"

"Ok name it dude" I said pointing a finger gun at him out of habit.

"DO YOU SEE THIS!!" the frog now known as Wally said while pulling open his waist coat only to show empty pockets inside. "Um... Am I supposed to see something..?" I said looking what I assume disturbed and confused.

"well YES!!" he shouted making his yellow frog eyes bigger. "My children. My beloved boomshrooms... ARE STOLEN!!!" He looked at me with his big wet eyes. "And I want you to get them back" he said sniffling pathetically.

I looked at him nervously before gently patting him on the back like a baby. "Um there there?" Now I can see why he's called crazy.. " What are they anyway?"

"Boomshrooms, or right I forgot you're not from here and all that jizz. To say it briefly they are like mushrooms that are blue in colour and when you press on the top of it, it goes all BOOM!! Hence the name... make sense"

"Oh yeah totally, so like a bomb?" I said looking at him for approval, only to receive a blank face.

"what's a bomb" Wally said confused.

"Um it doesn't really matter. How do I know I could trust you" I said looking at him in mistrust.

He looked at me with death-panned eyes "I ain't tricking ya into anything, my babies LIVES are on the line  what's your name again assuming you have one."

"Welp! My name's Anne the human. Not so nice to meet you Wally the frog" I said sticking my hand out which Wally firmly gripped on (surprisingly) "The pleasure's mine Anne the human".

I swiftly let go of his three-fingered hand to nervously cough onto my hand. "Oh and about that boom thing... yeah that seems a little too much work don't you think. Is there any other easier thing that needs to be done. I don't usually go out of my way for something like that"

"Oy, It's not gonna be that bad. Plus I really need help on that and you seem perfect for it your taller than me!"

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"Eh fine- I've got nothing to loose anyway shorty"

"hey!! D:<" he said clearly offended by the nickname I gave him.

"Lead the way short stacks!!" I said as revenge for making me run for nothing.

"I hate you even more now"

"Noice" I smirked.

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I finally decided to spellcheck after realizing that I made a quite a lot of grammar and spelling mistakes. I overestimated my ability to type on a computer. (⊙_⊙;)

I may spell check my previous chapters too... and maybe put actual titles for the chapters (¬_¬")

Edit : I DID THE TITLES YAYY-