Hamilton Dares and Questions!

Philidosia (ONE OF MY OTP'S YASS)

Warning: hints of ROMANTIC THINGS (if you don't understand it hints to Theo and pip doing something.. Intimate.. But we don't give details like stupid smut.)

Alex: What the heck is a "Philidosia"? 

Me: Oh, C'mon Alex. You're smarter than this.

Alex: Phili... dosia..

Alex: no. 

Alex: NO

ALEX: NO! NO! NO! NOPE!

-teleports to the room where Philip and Theo are in-

Theo: What's "Philidosia"?

Me: It's a ship. A ship is basically saying you would like to see two characters in a relationship. 

Theo: Oh, Me and Philip are friends!

Me: It's mostly not platonically shipped..

-philip's face is RED-

Philip: UH UH UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

-philip runs out-

Theo: philip!

Theo: Philip, I LOVE YOU!!!

Me: -crying and eating popcorn- 

-Philip brings theo into a room, and then burr comes in the room everyone else is in-

Burr: Where's Theo?

-everyone points to the room-

-Burr opens the door, and his eyes go wide-

Theo: AAH! GET OUT!

Burr: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Burr: -closes the door-

Burr: ALEXANDER, OUR CHILDREN ARE MAKING OUT-

Alex: C'mon, They're teenagers. They'll do what they want.

Burr: THAT'S MY FREAKING BABY GIRL IN THERE WITH YOUR SON- I TRUST HER, BUT I DON'T TRUST WHAT THAT KISSING MIGHT TURN INTO!!

Alex: He was sick on health class day. Don't worry.

(I was too XD)

-Philip comes out of the room, with kisses all over him, and his face is RED-

Philip: I- I think i have a girlfriend now.

Alex: Ya think? THATS MY SON!!!

Philip: daaaaaad. 

Burr: -is giving Philip the death glare-

Philip: uh...

Burr: If you hurt her, I will shoot you. Won't even have to wait for Eacker.

Philip: O_O

Philip: -runs back into the room where theo is-

-kissing sounds are heard-

Burr: I don't like that.

Alex: -bangs on door- YO LOVEBIRDS CALM DOWN!!

-the lovebirds don't stop-

Burr: I SWEAR TO GOD PHILIP IF YOU TWO DON'T COME OUT HERE RIGHT NOW I'M KICKING DOWN THE DOOR!!!!

-he kicks down the door-

Burr: Wait.. where are they?

Alex: -opens a closet-

Alex: AAAAAAAAAA

Alex: -closes the door-

Burr: What did you see?

Alex: THEY WEREN'T JUST KISSING-

Burr: -grabs a gun-

me: SH*T!! CUT THE CAMERA- CUT THE CAMER-

-the camera turns off, credits roll-

Director: Vanessa Fransiska Khan (I look white, but im actually pakistani, But due to my family being mostly white, but a hint of Pakistani, I probably won't be ever put in the musical T-T)

Writer: Vanessa Fransiska Khan

Actors/Actresses: Alexander Hamilton, Aaron Burr,  Philip Hamilton, Theodosia Burr.

THE END BAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

-Vanessa Khan, The Writer.

P.S, YOU ALL ARE AMAZING! STAY SAFE AND HEALTHY, MA LOVELIES!!!