"So if y is the square root of 9.400 is 2x + 90, which is also 43% of 2376, what does y equal?" wyatt quizzes me.
"Erm... OH i know!" i practically scream. "x + y = no😐."
"WRONG." wyatt says.
"b-b-buh-buh-but" I say. "That was fUnNy." i swear i was being a clown boii.
"Jk" wyatt says. "ur not an unfunny or stupid boy u made me laugh in my head so much i felt tingles everywhere"
"uhh tmi much?????????????????????????????" i say. "Also do these jeans make me look fat, and do I have purple green blue yellow orbs?" i say and right then and there i feel like a true y/n.
"Boi u been reading too much wattpad" wyatt says then he smacks me and i get flipped around da wholeeeeeeeee universe.
"Im buzz liGhTyEar" i scream and then discover utopia and become king of the aliens.
Then i wake up. Wyatt jerks awake when I do. "Were we doing math problems ever?" i ask him.
"Uh no...we were studying then u fell asleep so...."
"Ok so i didn't make a joke or ask if jeans made me look fat, right, and i didn't become buzz lightyear?"
"Ty what are u smoking i'm concerned." wyatt puts his hand on my cheek.
and we sit and stare at each other for a minute. Then, wyatt leaned closer and closer and closer towards me...
Just then, my annoying bro, Tom, walks in only w/ his boxers on.
"bruh." i say "where were u hooking up w/ zendaya again?"
"Ya" he says. "Do u mind if i borrow a con-" tom stops mid-sentence when he sees wyatt. "uh, con...fetti! Confetti. Yuh."
"miss gworl why do u need confetti are u having a birthday party?" wyatt asks.
"uhhhh" Tom says. "Who's this, ty?"
"wyatt. My sexc gf."
"Uhh" tom says. "Don't u mean sexy, u silly silly goose?"
"No you - you- imbecile. no one says sexy bc thats so straight. I can't be ur brother anymore." i say. *dramatically struts away*
Tom stands their confuzzled. "So..." he says looking at wyatt. "i thought your name was zed?"
i hear that as i walk out of my bedroom, and i punch the closest thing.
My mom.
"WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT???" i shout, and walk back into my bedroom, hearing my mom in pain on the floor. Oopsie poopsie.
"Um idk" tom says. He winces, sucking in a breath when he sees mom lying on the ground her teeth knocked out and turned to marshmallows. "bruh what's up with mommy?"
"I think she's unconscious... is that normal in 'the family madrigal'?" wyatt asks.
"Yes." tom and I speak together.
zendaya then walks in, a wittle baby blankie wrapped around her. "Hey, babe, are u coming back? I thought u were just getting a con-" she abruptly stops when she sees wyatt. "Uh, con...versation starter idea from ty for ur um... book?"
"i thought he was getting confetti?" wyatt says.
Zendaya glares at him. "Who are you?"
"He's ty's new sugar bab-" tom starts, until I clamp my hand over his mouth.
"he's my gf. Wyatt, zendaya; zendaya, wyatt." i introduce them.
"hi" wyatt says and waves at zendaya.
"um hello," zendaya says back, "so...u coming back to bed, tom?"
"Yes" he says. "soz Ty but i don't really like wyatt, zed was better."
"Ya" zendaya says.
Wyatt's smile dies and burns in hell with lil nas x.
"wot" i ask. "Why?"
"ummmmmm uhhh um" tom stutters. "Just cuz."
"Ya." zendaya agrees...again.
"growl." wyatt grumbles. Then, all of the sudden, he turns into jacob black or some alpha wolf dude and snaps tom's neck and bites zendaya's body off.
Oops. too graphic?
Wyatt looks at me, fear in his eyes.
"i'm sorry" he whispers. "im so stupid. i k-k-kuh-killed them. Now i doubt you'll want 2 b with me, right? Am i too dangerous for u?"
"uhh" i say, shock spreading over my body in waves. "Its not ok wy-wy like u fr just slaughtered my chance at EVER getting famous. Not u killing my bro and sis...its giving u watch to much twilight."
Wyatt bows his head.
"Jk ur not too dangerous for me, and yes, you killed them but that doesn't mean i want to break up!" i tell him. He smiles, but that fades away too.
"But...they're dead..." he sighs.
"eh. They'll fall from the sky in exactly...'' I check my watch. "3...2...1..." there's a loud crash outside my window and tom and zendaya land in a tree.
"H-how?" wyatt asks.
"oh they're weird like that. They had 9 lives, and now they have 5."
"ah, fork." i hear tom faintly say. "there goes being able to swim in a shark tank with cheeseburgers smothered on my body..."
"i actually wanna do that too. Maybe we should switch out getting killed by a hot murderer for that? We have 4 deaths left till we die fr." zendaya responds.
"DEAL."
"Wow" wyatt says.
A few seconds later, zendaya and tom walk back into the room.
"Hey" wyatt starts. "No hard feelings, right?"
"naur" tom and zendaya say. "It happens a lot - well, 4 times now."
"ok slay" wyatt says.
"c'mon baby gworl" tom says to zendaya. "Let's rock it in the boom boom room." and with that, they leave.
"Do i even want to know what the boom boom room is?" wyatt asks.
"NO." i say.
We sit and stare at each other. Suddenly, wyatt and i are leaning closer and closer to each other...
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Finding His Destiny
Fanfiction❛No need to freak,❜ I say, looking in his rich colored eyes. ❛Just live in the moment. In the end, no matter what, it'll always be you and me.❜ He smiles as I reassure him, but there's a pit of guilt in my stomach. Cause no matter how much I love Wy...
