It's a kind of magic. (Loona x Male Reader)

A day (and night) with Loona.

A day after Spring Broken...

Y/N walked through the office, water cup in hand. He's seen walking through the door leading to the meeting room, where Loona snores and drools while sleeping on a chair. She has one foot up on the table that twitches in her sleep. A plastic cup with her name written on it and filled with water sits on the table next to her foot. She is awoken by a rumbling which also knocks the cup over.

Loona: "Guys... do you feel that?"

Blitzø: "Oh, shit! Is that a hellshake?"

Y/N: "The fuck's an hellshake?"

Moxxie: "That’s possible?"

Millie: "Alright! Don’t panic, Moxxie!"

Moxxie's tail stiffens from being startled by Millie's sudden outburst. She then grabs his arms in an attempt to pacify him.

Moxxie: "I’m not “panicking” because hellquakes don’t happen."

Loona grabs Moxxie and yells at him, slapping him at the end.

Loona: "STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!"

A weird man quite litereally breaks into the IMP headquarters. Part of the wall crumbles on top of Moxxie, crushing him. As the dust clears, the wrecking ball untangles into multiple robotic tentacles and a supervillain-esque demon uses two of them to hoist himself into the room through the hole, covering himself with his cape.

Loopty: "I am Loopty! Loopty Goopty! Do not be afraid!"

Blitzø: "Please tell me you got that insurance thing."

Millie: "Who are you, and what do you want from us?!"

Loopty: "I am Loopty Goopty! Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopiiiiiish!"

Loona: "Could have just used the door, dude. Doesn’t need to be this whole thing."

Y/N: "Hey, guys? Where's Moxxie?"

Loopty: "I am eccentric therefore I must do eccentric SHIT!"

Y/N: "Guys! Moxxie?!"

Blitzø: "Ugh! This old fuck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?"

Loopty: "YEEEEES! Moments ago, in fact! Which is what brought me HEEEERE!"

Loona: "Still could have used the-"

Y/N: "GUYS! Where the fuck is Moxxie?!"

Loopty: "Shut up, dear furry!"

Y/N: "Motherfuc- Bitch, I ain't no fuckin' furry!"

Loopy: "This is the man I’m gonna need you to kiiiill!"

Loopty holds up an old photo of an old bald man in a bed. Blitzo takes the photo from him.

Blitzø: "Not even a shit’s length of time in Hell and already plotting revenge. I can respect a man with that sort of passion! I’m Blitzø, the “O” is silent."

Y/N: "Oooh... so that's why they call him Blitzo."

Loopty: "You need to kill my partneeer!"

Loopty does a loop-de-loop and lands on his feet again, somehow.

Y/N: "Okay. I think I'm gonna sit this one out, I am DEFINITELY not going with you guys, I am beaten and tired."

Blitzø: "Oookay, Loopty, why... do we need to kill him anyways?"

Millie: "Oh, Y/N! Really? You gonna abandon us for this one?"

Y/N: "Personally I'd rather do surgery on my brain myself rather than do this one."