(A/N: First off, this chapter is going to be proper CHONKY. Secondly, did somebody say snacc time~ 😍)
"Hungry? At a time like this?" Mario scowls, huffing out a breath of disapproval. You saunter to his side, lightly pressing into his frame as you silently plead with your best puppy dog eyes.
"Okay- okay. Fine,"
"Thank you!" You bounce around giddy despite the plethora of judgement from the crowd.
Glamrock Freddy bristles beside you, extending a hand to guide you.
"Well, let's eat then!" he says his boisterous voice echoing throughout the Pizzaplex.
The crowd assemble and follow Glamrock Freddy, their fear distilling into blissful nothingness and Captain Falcon left but a remnant of the past.
It was just one mishap after all...
A tiny small incident...
Just- y'know a murder...
...to which no one knows who committed...
Great.
You sigh heavily, a melancholic weight lingering in your chest.
If only we'd stayed home.
*Insert sad alternate reality here*
"You know what Y/N? I think we should play Monopoly," your pretty princess murmurs. You turn to face him wholeheartedly agreeing, grabbing the game from the shelf and settling down in the living room.
"You know how to play, right?" you ask, raising an eyebrow.
"Of course I do!" he retorts throwing his hands in the air.
"Then know that you can't hire an assassin to get rid of me and steal my money, correct?"
Your pretty princess glowers from the other side of the game board opening his mouth to protest.
"...and you can't instigate a jail break nor become a dictator and overthrow the bank,"
"Now your just being salty! Those are perfectly reasonable courses of action for someone of my intelligence," he puffs out his chest with pride, the same angry glare stuck on his face.
"If that's how you want to play, don't get upset when I still win," you tease, eyeing him up.
"We'll see about that!"
~
It's almost two in the morning when the game ends. Your pretty princess is sprawled on the floor accompanied by the Mafia gang he formed, consisting of his three personas:
1. Edge lord Falcon
2. Gym bro Falcon
3. Granny Falcon
All the while gripping a death note in hand.
You on the other hand had harnessed the power of God and Anime. With your secret weapon up your sleeve there was no way you would lose now.
"Once I write your name in this book it's over," your pretty princess drawls a smirk dancing across his lips, an edge of insanity crossing his demeanour.
"I have the power of God and anime on my side!"
Your pretty princess gasps, reverting to Granny Falcon who simply curses today's youth as though it was going to change the outcome. You start laughing and your pretty princess gives a small smirk.
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LIGHTS OUT
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