Saints Row Female Characters X Male Reader

(SR1) Zombie Lin X Male Reader

(Warning, this story has a necrophilia scene. If you like that, go to another story.)

A week has passed since Lin's death. (Y/N) taken out Joseph and almost got ran over by a motherfucking truck. Now he has got rid of the Rollerz and the saints has taken over the area. But (Y/N) can't really enjoy the victory, because of Lin's death. In the Rollerz mansion, (Y/N) was watching TV. Flipping through channels, trying to entertain himself and try to forget about Lin. Until a commercial came on. It was about some voodoo magic stuff and at first (Y/N) didn't care about that, but when they mentioned realm of the living and land of the dead. It reminds (Y/N) of Lin. So, he called the number and told them who and where to go to resurrect Lin. Later, two shamans go to where Lin has died.

Shaman: Chicken arise! Arise chicken!

Shaman Intern: Uh sir?

Shaman: Can't you see I'm doing a ritual?!

Shaman Intern: It says here it's a human woman. Not a chicken.

Shaman: I don't care about that! Arise chicken, arise!

Shaman Intern: But sir, it says here on the notebook-

Shaman: Are you the one holding the staff?

Shaman Intern: ... No?

Shaman: Then shut the fuck up. Where was I? Oh yeah! Arise chicken or arise!!!!

It started raining.

Shaman Intern: Heh, you did bring something-

Shaman: You're fired.

Shaman Intern: What? How can you do this business if you don't resurrect humans, but instead chickens? No one wants their chickens resurrected in Stilwater!

Shaman: Keep that shit up, it'll be harder for you to get another job.

While those two are arguing, something creep up to them.

Shaman Intern: Oh! You're gonna curse me with magic?

Shaman: That.... And no resignation.

Shaman Intern: You can't do that anyway, because you fired me, dumbass!

Then the Shaman Intern gets bit in the neck and as he scream from the pain, his Shaman boss didn't help.

Shaman: See? I told you.

Then he gets attacked and had his face torn off, his heart ripped out and had the staff go through his eye socket. The Shaman Intern see what it is and it's a undead woman.

???: Braaaaaaaaaaaainnnsssss....

She goes away and the Shaman Intern said his final words.

Shaman Intern: It.... Wasn't a.... Chicken...

As the undead woman leave, she spotted the car the Shaman used to get there.

???: Wheels......

She opened the car door and get inside, they left the keys inside and she turned the engine on. Closing the car door, she smelled the air and smell a familiar scent. She drives, while following the scent. Back to the Rollerz mansion, some of the saints members are complaining about the rain.

Saints member #1: Didn't the weather report said no rain?

Saints Member #2: Nah bro, don't listen to news. That shit is fake as fuck.

Saints Member #1: Yeah you right.

Then a car come up to the mansion.

Saints Member #1: Be right back.

He approached the car tapped on the window.

Saints Member #1: Ay dude, you in the wrong neighborhood. Funeral home is way over fucking there.

The window rolled down and before he realized who's in it, he gets grabbed and get eaten while flailing his legs. The other Member runs to the driver's side with a gun, but the door quickly opened, hitting the guy and he falls to the ground. When he recovered, he looks at the figure standing over him. The lightning strikes in the background, showing him the figure is a zombie. And she is hungry. She pounced and bit his neck, then started eating his insides. As she finished, she slowly go in the mansion, following the scent. She ate and killed all the Saints gangsters in there, though one almost got her but she removed her arm and sliced the gangster's hand off. Then proceeded to strike and stabbed the gangster until she's tired. She sees a bloody mess that she caused and continue her journey towards the scent. Opening the door to a room, she sees someone on the couch watching TV, she slowly creep to the couch and ready to bite the head until she heard the flick of a lighter. Then the scent came back. It was (Y/N), watching Aqua Teen Hunger Force while smoking while using Lin's lighter.

???: Light...

He heard and gets up to see Lin. But she's not what (Y/N) was hoping.

Zombie Lin: Light... Give?

Not sure what else to do, he gives her the lighter and she flicked it open and lit it. She was mesmerized by the fire. Then she looked at (Y/N) and closed the lighter. She creeped close to him, (Y/N) had his hand on his gun in his pocket but Zombie Lin just put her hands on his chest.

Zombie Lin: (Y/N)?

She pushed him down to the couch and get on his lap.

Zombie Lin: Feel... Me..

She said as she grinds herself on his crotch, making (Y/N) scared and aroused.

Lemon 🍋 start!

(Y/N) decided fuck it and take his hand off his gun, then feel her thighs. They're missing some meat but he still kept feeling. Then Zombie Lin got impatient and ripped the clothes off of (Y/N). Ripping her own pants, she grabbed his dick and put it inside her then she started going up and down on it.

Zombie Lin: Feel... Feel!

Not wanting to make her angry and get bit, (Y/N) hold onto her ass and made her bounce on his dick quickly.

Zombie Lin: Ah... Ah... Ah... Oh! Fu... Fuck...

(Y/N) gets a bit bolder and takes her off and laid her down on the couch on her stomach. He put his tongue her ass and moved it up to one of exposed tissue. Licking and a bit of nibbling the flesh, made Zombie Lin have an orgasm. Then he goes back to the ass and put his hands on her hips, and rammed his dick back in her pussy. Zombie Lin had her eye roll back from the ecstasy she's experiencing. (Y/N) felt his end coming and goes faster. Zombie Lin grabbed the pillow that's in front of her and started biting and tearing it up with her teeth. Then, (Y/N) did a final thrust and shoot his cum into the undead woman's insides. Or What's left of it. He pulled out and sat back down on the couch and Zombie Lin sit up and sat next to (Y/N).

Lemon 🍋 end.

Zombie Lin: Smoke....

(Y/N) gets a pack from the table in front of him and handed it to Zombie Lin. She gets her lighter out and pull a cigarette from the carton and light it. When she inhaled the cigarette, smoke came out of her holes in her body. She looks at (Y/N) and nodded.

(Y/N): I just had sex with a zombie.... I'm gonna need therapy later.

Zombie Lin scooch close to him and rest her head on his arm while smoking. They watched Aqua Teen Hunger Force that night, but (Y/N) doesn't know the saints at the mansion are all dead from Zombie Lin. But hey, (Y/N) is no stranger to "friendly firing" his homies.

The End.

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