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Intro:

The RWBY Chibi intro starts to kick in with Recker rappelling with the girls going to their respected Places.

Intro ends.

Scene opens up with Recker Playing a board game with Ruby, Yang, and Weiss.

Recker: I'm Taking Atlas as my Nation.

Ruby: I'm Vacuo.

Weiss: Vale's on me.

Yang: Dibs on Mistral!

Ruby: Hmm, Guess I'm attacking Mistral!

Yang pulls out a trap card.

Yang: Surprise Vacuo warriors!

Recker: That's nice, Vacuo's armies have been Destroyed. This game is for a general.

Weiss: I'm Attacking Atlas!

Recker: Well That's nice, Trap card Deployed!

Weiss: *sad because Recker defeated her armies* I hate this game of emotions we play!

Recker: Alright who's next?

Yang: I'm going to get you Atlas!

Recker: Deploying Trap Card!

Yang: What?!

Recker just destroys the army of Mistral and she lost.

Recker: Your Armies have been Destroyed.

Yang: How are you so good?

Recker: I used to play Chess, when I was younger, I went to chess club.
This is a game for a General. It requires Strategy!

Scene Change! (Brought to you by Velvet Firing a projection of Battle-Marine Mark 2)

Skit #2 Coffee Wars! (Starring: Everyone)

The scene goes up with Ruby pouring coffee on her coffee mug, but the coffee machine runs out.

Recker: I'd Better refill for another cup of Joe.

Recker pressed the button but nothing else came out.

Ruby: Oh that's the last cup.

Recker (with a grin on his face): Did you just say that was the last cup of coffee?

Ruby: Yeah?

Recker: I Deserve that coffee.

Ruby: No! It's mine!

Hannah: Gimme That Coffee!

Pac: Get Her!

Ruby: AAAAAAHH!!!!!

Scene Change! (Brought to you by Yang landing in front of the screen and she's jumps with ember Celica away from the screen)

Skit #3 Big Beach Vacation (Starring: Tombstone Squad, Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Sun, Neptune, Coco, Velvet, and Zwei)

Recker: Well my Rifle is prohibited from the airport and I need to keep it deactivated.

Ruby: Are you going on vacation?

Recker: Well yes because everyone has a day off plus me, Hannah, and Pac are headed to the beach. What about the others Ruby?

Ruby: I Invited a lot of friends.

Sun: Sun's out with his guns out!

Jaune: Beach Volleyball Champ coming through!

Yang: Who brought the sun tan lotion?

Blake: I want all the fish.

Nora: Nora's Captain of the Party boat! Arrr!

Ren: I don't Understand, your name is Neptune.

Ren is seen dragging Neptune by the foot.

Neptune: No water! Please no water!

Weiss: We're going on vacation!

Pac: I Wanna Take a Frickin Dip!

Hannah: Pac Wait for Me!

Zwei: Woof woof! *This might mean he wants to swim too*

Recker: Let's get to the plane!

The Environment changes to the beach they're talking about.

Recker: COWABUNGA!

He is seen surfing the waves on his Surfboard.

Jaune: Anyone ready for Beach Volleyball?

Pyrrha somehow went with Jaune on the beach, and is going to do some volleyball as well.

Pac: This is the life.

Outro:


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