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Ayanokouji spitting fax

Ichinose, who opened up to me in the island exam, is standing right in front of me right now. And waiting for my answer.

In the love advice I gave her, I advised her to be honest. I have to be honest too.

"Sorry Ichinose. I can't be your boyfriend."

It was clear that Ichinose had expected such an answer. Before I could answer, her eyes were already filled with tears. Well, it's normal to expect such an answer.

--flashback--

"I love you Ayanokouji-kun"

"I love kei"

"Uhmm what..?"

Uh oh I guess I said the wrong line.

"I want to honestly reciprocate Ichinose's honest feelings on board"

I have to run towards Tsukishiro right away. You ask why? I'm gonna rape him for saying he's going to bury me

--end of flashback--

"Uhmm Ayanokouji-kun why can't you date me?"

Ichinose asks this question even though she is about to cry. sigh I said I would answer honestly.

"I already have a girlfriend"

"Isn't it Karuizawa-san...he's the only person I know whose name is kei..."

Ichinose paused for a moment, but continued to speak.

"What do you like about Karuizawa-san, Ayanokouji-kun?"

oh I didn't think you'd ask such an easy question.

"Very simple"

"Because:

She is loyal
She is cute
She is adorable
She is cute
She is good leader
She is useful
She has good personality
She is sexy
She has strong mind
She is gf of me
She is blonde
She is beatiful
She is gyaru
She is moe moe
She has bad past but still good
She has perfect sized chest
She has me
She has gergous body
She has blue eyes
She is tsuntsun sometimes
She can comminucate with me even just using only eyes
She understands me
She cares me
I care her
She loves me
She isn't dangerous
She is sweetheart
She is very cute
She isn't politic
She is ready to sacrifice herself for me
She doesn't scared from Ryuuen
She isn't genius but not idiot at the same time
She is Best girl
She is virgin (not slut idiot haters)
She is the first person who can make me talk for hours
She is very lovely
She cares her friends
She has good roleplay abilities
She can use /summon Ayanokouji
She can doki doki your heart
She isn't crippled
She didn't turned to air
She isn't two faced
She isn't lesbian
She has personality
She is not airhead
She isn't stalker
She isn't annoyed everytime
She isn't chinese loli
She doesn't has boobs that bigger than my head with a lesbian hair color
She doesn't drink beer 
She doens't blackmail me"

"is it enough Ichinose?"
"damn I wish I had a girlfriend like her. You are so lucky Ayanokouji-kun"
"I know that I have best girl"

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Yay another 20 min chapter!!

I got this idea from discord lmao

Word count:403

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