Wife : I look fat can you give me a compliment
Husband : you have a perfect eye sight
Credit : @comicalhumer
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Note
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Who needs internet
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Not enough money
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Mountian dew
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Hungrey much
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Note
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Last Year !!
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I feel dissy
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Just dont get caught
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Get 9 bucks an hour
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Smile
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Ambulance please
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Frezze
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Shouldnt you be dead
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Im still dry
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Yum ...
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Its ganna take a while
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I just cant fit
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Block'in
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I just cant get it out
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Give me my money
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Call fo duty
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Uh ... Goodbye
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Dont need a carpender to it for me
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Spongebob
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Note
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Uh oh
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So lets barry her
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Why am i the only one ?
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Hello mrs. Prune
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So ... Gross
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Get it 2 quarters
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That happens to all grandmas
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Have big booty ?
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Just drink it already
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Thats just sad
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Tubby tuby two by four
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G*y boxer?
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Not much of a difference
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Ugly much ?
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WOW two tun
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Smaller than a leperchan
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Got Milk ?
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Different worlds
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Weed wackier
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What about he ocean
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Come back here with my drink
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Your not coming next time
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Voice mail
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Hello ?
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B.C.
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I love that game
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Fatty
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Who needs mirriors these days
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I just dont get it newton
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Ice sage
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It always comes back
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Freddy
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Bread
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W's
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Scary maze game
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Universe
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Sorry went out of bissnuiess
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Online sports
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Donkey kong ?
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Only if it was MW3
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That must hurt ?
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Stone age
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Ipad
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To be contiued
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Just kidding
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Foods
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Passwords
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Are you sure
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Typical blonde
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Mc.Donalds
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M.A.T.H.
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Dunk fishing
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Pussy cat
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Eye sight
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=P
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Cartwheels
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