Location: The Capital
"Alright, let's try to do this correctly, the name is Dam... Dam Van Helsing and this was the story of how I died believing in the cause of correcting one's mistake and helping monsters find peace in their lives."
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"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, bruh, y'all think I rehabilitate monsters? Damn, y'all gotta be stupid but to those who figured that wasn't the case then you guys are the real brains of this planet. I rehabilitate monsters with a bullet in the center of their head and letting them die. I am Dam Van Helsing and this is the story of why you shouldn't go to the Eastern part of the World for a fucking vacation."
"Are you done yet?" A female voice spoke, irritated.
"I'm trying to inform the readers as to what the fuck is going on?!" Dam yelled as he walked down an empty street in the middle of the night. He was swagging a bright orange Hawaiian Shirt along with some shorts along with some sandals as he walked along the road.
"Sometimes I forget that I'm stuck with you."
"Well too bad, deal with it."
"Anyways, you have another assignment."
Dam spreaded his arms to the heavens, "WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!"
"It's just another monster."
"And then you say there's another one, and then another one, and then another. Fucking. One."
"Then why lower your expectations?"
"Now don't act like a smartass, I came here for a fucking vacation, not for work." Dam said angrily as he continued walking before his stomach growled as he sighed.
"I wonder if they got a good food place around here somewhere." Dam said excitedly as he walked around and noticed everyone was inside as he spotted some people hiding which made him raised his eyebrows.
Dam scratched his head, "Why is everyone hiding?"
"Because you're outfit is terrible." The female voice spoke bluntly.
"Says the nun." Dam replied before he walked around the corner and heard a couple of growls from the darkness that disappeared just as fast as they appeared as he walked towards the noises curiously. He walked through the quiet city as he passed some empty alleyways as he glanced down one of them.
"I don't wanna be typical white people who walk down dark alleys but we gotta keep the trend going since authors don't got nothing better to do." Dam spoke before walking down the alleyway as his bright orange Hawaiian Shirt lit up the dark alley as he spotted dead bodies at the end.
The body of a man and a woman were on top of each other as the woman's stomach was ripped open and an umbilical cord could be seen but the baby that was supposed to be there was gone. Their corpses looked like something tore into them without remorse and completely devoured their organs as blood soaked the floor as Dam looked at the sight emotionlessly.
"Now do you see why we do what we do?" The female voice in his head said.
"Ugh fine... one job." Dam said as he practically gave up at this point before he turned to walk out of the alleyway but not before he looked at the other end of the umbilical cord as he stomped in place before he went into his pocket and pulled out a roll of Hubba Bubba Blueberry Gum.
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Dam Fucking Van Helsing (Akame Ga Kill! x Male OC Harem)
Action"I am ready, you are getting a new and spotless version of me." Dam said, enthusiastically, "Because when you show kindness to the world, the world throws kindness right back at ya!" "The world is not like that anymore." Elizabeth spoke. "Pssh, rela...
