Hello, my name is Y/n I am 17 and my favourite food is cheezy pickles. Me and my best friend Karl go to split ends academy (the place that all relationships end)
Today is the first day of school. I groan and stretch because I had stayed up all night eating fish; I smell bad. Since my school is a boarding school (more like a boring school) I don't have to walk.
I am walking to Karl's dorm. I see my 14 year old brother Ketchup making out with my arch nemisis Mustard
I slap her with a fish and scream "DONT MOLESTE MY BROTHER!!" Oh I forgot to mention that Mustard is 43.
Yea, she a pedo
I reach Karl's dorm and I knock
He opens I see his Giant masculine hands caressing a bottle of lotion
