The Icons

1. Slay

Here is the story its pretty cringe tbh i love it tho <333

WARNING: CRINGEY 6TH GRADE SAYINGS SORRY

First off, we need to meet the characters.

First we got the most iconic man to ever walk god's green earth, Mr. Infamous: He is 5'2.5. You're probably taller than him to be real here. but when he whips out those platform boots, no one even stands a chance against him. They add 10 inches to him, making him 6'0.5 kinda. He has game but only with lesbians because they all thought he was a shrexy woman. He has long, illegally colored blond hair from the 80's that is as thick as all pixar moms mixed together. He is as fancy as squilliam fancyson. He has a servant Mel and simps for him. He has big hooped earrings and a big fur coat from a real polar bear. Rip Polar bear. He likes: committing tax fraud, stealing people's credit card information, robbing the elderly, and simping for his servant.

  Mel Tonin is Mr. Infamous'  servant/butler. He simps for Mr. Infamous but just doesn't show it because he is a tsundere. He only knows off brand Great Value stuff. He wears an off brand suit and some black sweats from the 2 cent barrel at the Family Dollar. He has a crazy ex gf from 2nd grade, he absolutely hates that dumb hoe. His mom is super nice and definitely ships him and Mr. Infamous because they act super fucking gay. Mostly Mr. Infamous. That pervy creep.

Periwinkle is Mr. Infamous accountant.  He is like -1.5 ft. Tall and lives in a remodeled Barbie Dream house, his parents are scientists and created him by using the height genes of a mouse and injecting them into the fetus, let's just say they got fired for that. His dad now is an electrician and his mom runs a restaurant called "Jan & Ted's Real Food" and has aired on R.G.A.C™ (Really Good At Cooking™) Channel for bakeryness at least 10 times since opening, which was last Tuesday. He simps for Mr. Infamous' older brother Gerard's accountant/treasurer Ms. Sheryl-Anne Angles.

Mr. Infamous and his icons

A beautiful short story.

"Here shir, I got your papersh from the copier." Periwinkle basically yelled up to Mr. Infamous.

Mr. Infamous replied, squatting to his level. "Ah yes. Thank you Periwinkle, you may go do your...accountant things."

"Ok shir."

"Poor little thing. So tiny. Anyway, MEELLLL!"

"Yes sir." Mel answered, suddenly appearing

"Ah. You scared me Melly. *lip bite and eye squint* Anyways, come sit with me on the GUCCI couch I bought for us."

"Ok sir." Mel replied, feeling suspicious but not showing it like a true queen. They walked over and sat down. (BROOO THIS IS SUSSSSS is all Mel could think about for the next half hour)

If you listened hard enough you could hear Periwinkle typing away on his barbie dreamhouse keyboard. Lord knows what he does on that computer. Probably stalks Ms. Angles facebook account. Mr. Infamous had noticed that every time he goes on the computer, the web history is always wiped clean. Weird. Anyways. On  the GUCCI couch, Mr.Infamous and Mel were discussing their next master plan. Not without Mr. Infamous being all touchy-feely. Little creep .

"Alright melon. Who's credit card information are we going to take advantage of next?"

"Well sir, I suggest that we go for Kay Allen. She seems to be quite rich. And evil so she might be a potential rival"

Mr. Infamous scooted closer. "I love when you act all sophisticated." Mel stayed calm on the outside but on the inside he was quaking.

"Sir, it's almost dinner, do you need me to get your high chai- oh i uh see you're uhh busy i'll come back later." said chef Mac. He's cool.

"No, no. I'm rather famished. Let me get my boots. And don't forget my elevated chair." It was a stool with handles. AKA A HIGHCHAIR.

"Yes sir." Mac left as quickly as possible.

"Oh Mel~. Will you get my boots for me please."

"Yes sir." As Mel was getting the boots, Mr. Infamous sat awaiting his MANS. The end.

There you go thats all i got :)