one day i was at the gym like all aliens do cause i'm hawt..
my ex bf jerry comes up to me
jerry: hey i fucked ur mom you dum betch>:)
me : jerry your dick is smaller than my toes as said from rap kwern cupcakke from earth😚😍🥵💅💅
jerry : *shoes me footage of him inside my mom*
me : nooo keep your crusty mysty dusty creamy deek out of my mother she has aids
jerry : who do you think gave them to her
