my furry freind chad came up to me, he was a rabbit wolf crow unicorn lizard with huge tits
chad : hey vagisil what's wrong buddy
i was crying uncontrollably i couldn't speak a sentence
all of a sudden chad picks me up and suffocated me with his gian as boobas
i calmed down ans explained the situation as well as the entire plot of teletubbies
chad was impressed by my knowledge about that human show and decided to help me get revenge
chad : let's call kyler and get to that motherfucker's house
we went to kyler's house he looked like he had a piss kink so we thought he'd help out well
kyler : oh goodie stars i always wanted to pee on Jerry's parents they always look so creamy🤤
me : okay now let's go get them..
we arrived at Jerry's house and kidnapped him
chad took a very sweaty phone from inbetween his giant ass milky melons and gave it to me
i proceeded to rub the phone against my scaley skin and lick it then called his perents
kyler : let me do the talking
kyler sniffed the fone for a few minutes and started the taking
k : hello this is kyler speaking we have your son and we are not afraid of using himan torture methods
j.mom : let my baby go!!
k : come to this human ikea and bring the requested items
