pygalgia
(n.) a pain in the ass, literally
I hang up the phone and shake my head. I can't believe I did that to that girl.
Never mind I can.
She was a bitch. She slut shamed me when I thought she was my friend, and embarrassed me in front of everyone. So honestly, I don't regret anything. I'd do it again.
I turn and see bodies all over the floor. Natalia, Lucca, and Dante are standing around the bodies and breathing heavily. Dante looks pissed.
He stomps his way over to me like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum. I'm pretty sure the ground shakes every time he takes a step.
"None of this would've have happened if you just stayed in the room." He growls.
"Uh, no. The same thing would've happened except they would have found me laying defenseless in the bed. I told you, instinct." I smile, and Dante gives me the most literal eye roll ever.
Get it? Eye roll.
Well it's already called an "eye roll", even though it should be called "eyes roll" because both eyes do roll not just one. But he only had one eye to roll so...
Yeah, you get it.
Natalia walks over to one of the bodies. "Besides, I'm pretty sure all of them are perfectly fine." She leans over and checks one body for a pulse. "Nope he's dead." She moves over and checks another. "Him too."
Lucca gasps. "Guys look." He points over at a security camera in the hallway. It's totally looking right at us.
"Shit. Time to go." I say as we briskly walk towards the elevator. Lucca presses the button to open the elevator and when it finally does, there's two doctors standing in there.
We walk inside and I give one of the doctors a weird half smile. I stand beside the girl doctor and so does Lucca. Natalia and Dante stand by the guy one.
The guy one is obviously checking Natalia out when he notices a blood stain. He clears his throat. "Ma'am you're bleeding."
She looks down at the blood that has soaked onto her shirt. "Don't worry, it's not mine." She chuckles, and nods.
He instinctively chuckles too, but he stops when he finally realizes what he's laughing about. "Wait, what?"
"Don't worry about it." She smiles, and the doctor nods slowly. Then he scoots away from Nat slightly.
I lean against the wall of the elevator and look at the doctor I'm standing by. She has a Sharpie in her pocket. When she looks over at me I smirk and she looks away. I see a soft blush creep up her cheeks.
How cute.
"Hey, I'm Evelyn." I say as I hold my hand out to her.
She shakes my hand. "Jade."
I get a little closer to her and move her hair behind her ear. "I love your earrings." I mumble.
She blushes more and she breaks eye contact. She looks over to her colleague and he wiggles his eyebrows. "Thank you." She whispers to me.
I reach my hand into the pocket of her jacket and grab the sharpie. I then grab her arm and write my number on it.
The elevator doors open and Natalia and Lucca walk out. "Call me." I say to Jade, as Dante grabs my arm and drags me out of the elevator.
"Can you not? We literally just almost died and you're just trying to fuck."
"Of course I am, it's a good stress reliever." I smile at him. He roll his eyes as we walk past the front desk.
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