MATERIAL GIRL
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Tf are the broken heart emojis doin there
anyways
It was a normal day or something for dingle, he was just vibin doing dingle things. I don't know what dingle things are. Dingle being the big dingle with a massive ass pringle
As dingle was dying on the inside he started thinkin about a certain thing, pizza rolls. Mf wanted them pizza rolls and he gon get em. He yeeted himself across the earth only to find out he aint got them fuckin pizza rolls. "Donk must've ate all my pizza rolls like the fatass he is." Dingle said walking away from gods know whag. Probably the cursed ass d&b community (yall sussy 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔) Dingle walks towards donk whos playing EPIC FALL GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And asks him a very epico question
"Yo donk wanna go to walmart" dingle asks donk because why the fuck not. "Yeah Sure" donk responds while taking a massive fucking L in fall guys. Bro cant play fall guys for shit 😭😭😭 dingle then walks away grabbing the fuckin car keys because this howard the alien looking bastard can drive some fucking how. Walks out and hops in the goofy ahhh car, only to realize his homie expunged put a fucking pipebomb in his mailbox. He ignores it because aint no way this mf bouta die from a pipebomb
This dudes like 900 something years old HOW ISNT HE FUCKIN DUST HOW IS HE NOT THE BAMBI EQUIVALENT TO SPRINGTRAP
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Dingle waits for donk to get in the fucking car but this lizard lookin ahhh guy slow as balls. Dingle randomly gets a call from quandale dingle (ong epic crossover) but sadly ignores it because he's kinda fuckin busy 🗿🗿🗿 after declining the call quandale then proceeds to text dingle 2873287483938492938383939472838 times about jeff bezos and random pictures of his cat. Donk finally gets his slow ass into the goofy ahh car and dingle starts drivin like snoop dogg or some shit idk i hardly pay attention to main stream media.
200000000000900 minutes later idk I ain't goku, they arrive at walmart or some shit and donk is sitting upside down in his seat for some fucking reason. Dingle just accepts this as a normal everyday thing because donk is donk you can't do shit bout donk. They park the goofy ass car and walk into the store i guess. "Ok so what are you gonna be looking for?" Dingle asks donk before he goes searching for the pizza rolls "flamethrower." Donk responds growin a smile bigger than the fucking sky itself or some bullshit "donk they don't sell that shit here" dingle says while walkin away, donk stands there like wario facing defeat. Suddenly gets an idea, runs somewhere and gets lost in the store like a fucking idiot
Dingle is wandering everywhere lookin for the pizza rolls and eventually he finds the pizza rolls. Happy with this useless fucking mission, he takes a box of pizza rolls and proceeds to walk away. Only to see an absolute disaster break out.
"YO GET TF OVER HERE DAVID AND A FUCKING DOG ARE FIGHTING" someone yells like a TF2 character because lol xd ratio. Dingle walks over and sees david and talking ben shit talking each other while everyone just stands around and watches. Shit looked like it came out of cartoon rap battles because of how goofy this shit was. Brobgonal randomly joins the fight and starts thanos beatboxing while his two ugly ass boyfriends cheer him on because for some reason theyre very supportive of this minion sized racist cunt. Dingle continues to stare at the whole situation in sheer confusion, bro thought he was in some type of fucked up animal planet documentary. His thoughts became more so when mr krabs pulled up hop out the after party- and join in randomly.
This seems like a very epic crossover
Dingle just walks away slowly and waits in line to pay for the stupid fucking pizza rolls, he just wants pizza rolls damn 💔💔💔
Tf is goin on in Ohio
"Yooooo look who at Walmart" freddy fazbear shouts out pointing at the OLD BIG FUCKING DINGLE while takin a pic (i wanna take a pic, with Cardi B. I forgot the rest) posting it on his snapchat and calling it a day i guess. Dingle just stands there FLABBERGASTED💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️💥💥💥💥💥‼️‼️‼️‼️
Donk returns lookin like he came out of doom eternal, holding a fucking flamethrower. Bro got his flamethrower after all. "Donk where the hell did you get the flamethrower?" Dingle asks donk in sheer confusion. Bros probably mkre confused than Roblox moderation tryna figure out if a picture of sexy eggman is inappropriate or not. "Banjex gave it to me" donk responds while randomly using the fucking flamethrower and setting 50% of the place on fire. Dingle was flabbergasted yet again but with fear in his eyes because bros setting the place on fire, donk takes the box of pizza rolls and uses the flamethrower to heat em or some shit. Inside or outside the box idk, I didn't think about it. Dingle, still confused just takes a pizza roll and eats it. While he sits in literal hell as the place burnt to fucking ashes, shit went down faster than banjexes weed stack dawg.
Idk sometime later
Donk and dingle return home i guess and donk is for some reason laying down dead as hell or some bullshit (HE COULDNT HANDLE THE LEAN) while dingle just questions his life. Thinking about all the events that happened at walmar.....
Dingle proceeds to self destruct and donk evaporates into thin air the end
Banger story guys
