New phone who dis. (Fireball why)

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Me: *chasing Black Square while trying to stab him*

My sis: *appears*

Fan II: New phone who dis.

My sis: Roll the credits!

My sis: Anyways Liz, what are you doing to this innocent man?

Me: Uhhhhhhh... I'm trying to stab him, isn't that fucking obvious? 

My sis: Then stop.

Black Square: *runs away over to NC*

My sis: Does no one know that they can just slap you and you'll go crying in the corner?

My sis: *slaps Liz*

Me: *crying*

My sis: I didn't even slap you that hard.

Me: But you are fucking strong.

My sis: Ok and?

Me: So anything you call 'not hard' is extremely fucking strong.

My sis: So then what is it when I do call it hard?

Me: It would feel like my arm needs to be gone.

Me: Anyways can we actually get started?

My sis: I don't know person who tried to kill someone instead of starting.

Me: Look, if it makes you feel any better, I was gonna kill him and punish him like I threatened Cologne the other day.

My sis: I don't care, can we please get started?

Me: Sure! Today we have a few dares and asks just like usual!

My sis: You mean dares and questions!

Me: Ahem, dares and asks!

My sis: You mean asks and dares?

Me: It is your first day here and I'm already sick of this sis. 

Me: Have fun leading today's dares and asks.

Me: *walking away*

My sis: ASKS AND DARES, this book ain't called dare or ask, this book called ask or dare!

Fan: Why does that make so much more sense?

My sis: Because it's the right way to say it.

My sis: So the first thing on the list today is...

My sis: So the first thing on the list today is

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My sis: *walks over to Fireball*

Fireball: I love you Mr. Pickaxe.

Fireball: *kisses it*

My sis: Sorry to interrupt your date, but I have a question for you regarding Mr. Pickaxe.

My sis: How much do you love Mr. Pickaxe... despite the fact that I just saw you kiss him, I still have to ask this.

Fireball: Oh, we're dating now, his idea!

My sis: Thank you, now I'm gonna go do something else.

My sis: *walks over to Puffball*

Puffball: And that's when I dropped Golf Ball on her face because she sucks.

Fries: Oh, yea, she does suck.

Golf Ball: This is a team meeting we are in!!!

Tennis Ball: Why are you saying this in the team meeting with Golf Ball, you're acting like none of us are here, and we're all here.

Eraser: *sleeping*

Pen: I was listening, continue.

Golf Ball: Wait, TV why are you displaying a voice chat with Snowball?!

Snowball: I was listening too, I can't go over there because Golf Ball's over there.

My sis: Sorry to interrupt your story Puffball, but I need you for something.

Snowball: NOOOOOooooo, the story!!

Puffball: Ok!

My sis and Puffball: *goes over to Smear Frame*

My sis: Hey Smear Frame, I need you and Puffball to race, it's a dare, I don't wanna force you guys to race... because I know who the winner and loser will be so uh..... yeah.

My sis: I don't feel like threatening anyone, because that's not something id personally like to do, so uh yeah please race.

Puffball: I love races!

Smear Frame: Same.

Puffball and Smear Frame: I always win.

Puffball: May the best flier win!

Puffball and Smear Frame: *races*

Smear Frame: Yay I won!

Puffball: How are you so fast?!

Smear Frame: I just am.

My sis: Bye guys.

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 30, 2022 ⏰

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