Silly Stories.

Tasha's spider

(Natasha get a pet spider and Tony hates it.)

[Tony]

"SHE'S LOST HER DAMN MIND!!" I exclaimed as everyone looked at me, bored.

"It's a pet, Tony." Pepper sighed as I looked at her in horror.

"IT'S A TARANTULA!!!" I yell as everyone rolls their eyes.

"What do you expect. You told her she could get a pet." Steve replied.

"Yeah, I thought like a cat or a dog or... a bird." I replied

"It's Natasha." Laura said.

"Well, I thought maybe she'd start off with something easy." I sighed

"A tarantula is an easy pet." Natasha said walking forward.

"No, no it is not, you get that beast away from me now, Natasha or I will kill it." I yell hiding behind Pepper as Natasha has the spider sitting on her shoulder, she frowned at me.

"Aww... Are you scared?" She said tormenting me by waving the thing in my face.

"AHHH!!!!!!" I yell, pushing her hands away from me and sprinting out of the room, to my lab, one thing I knew was clear.

That spider had to die. So I made a plan. It took four weeks but so what, every great idea takes time.

And finally tonight was the night. tonight the creepy thing would die, by any means necessary.

I got up and snuck to my door, opening it slightly I crept down the hallway and to the elevator, my heart was beating in my ears as the doors opened.

I was finally at Natasha's level. It wasn't like it was scary or anything, I mean she wasn't that scary, she wouldn't kill me, right??

...

Right?

I pushed that thought to the back of my head and walked forward.

I walked over to Natasha's room carefully and quietly I pushed the door open, walking into her room, silently, or as silent as I could be.

It was pitch black and searching for a spider's cage is not exactly easy to find.

I heard a noise. It sounded like... a gun. I turned onlyto have a gun pressed to my forehead.

"Why are you in my room, Tony?" Came the cocky voice of none other than Natasha Romanoff.

"This isn't the kitchen?" I asked stupidly, I knew she could see right through me.

"Are you trying to hurt my spider?" She asked, I could only stare at her, scared for my life.

The lights quickly flicked on and my head was pushed into the cage. The. Spiders. Cage.

"AHHHH!!" I screamed in fear.

I could practically hear her smirk as her spider crawled onto my face.

I used my repulsor and blasted the thing to smithereens as I used my free hand to push the creature off my face.

"TONY!!" Natasha screamed as she pushed me away and shoved me to the ground to check on the thing. "

I'm going to kill you!!" She hissed as I screamed and went running, she followed me, soon everyone was awake.

"Ugh, Tony. I told you it was a bad idea." Pepper sighed as Natasha continued to chase me, eventually Steve stepped in, he grabbed her waist and walked off with Natasha yelling out threats.

"Jesus, Tony. You screamed bloody murder." Clint yawned, only now walking in.

"That's cause I had a crazy assassin chasing me!!" I hissed back.

"Huh, he tried to kill Natasha's spider?" Clint asked (stupidly.)

"No shit." Sam said rolling his eyes.

"You do realize that spider's a fake, right?" Clint asked, bored.

"What?!" We all exclaimed.

"Yeah, I brought a fake spider for her... Two Christmases ago, as a joke." He added with another yawn.

"It's a fake?!" I exclaimed.

"Well, obviously. She hasn't even fed it. I mean do you really think I'd trust her with a living thing?" Clint asked.

"But it crawled on my face!!" I said, not buying Clint's story.

"It's a robot, Tony. You of all people should have seen that." Clint shot back, I felt embarrassed.

"She probably, just wanted to scare you some more." He added with a slight roll of his eye.

"Okay, now that we've got that sorted. Can we please go to bed now?" Laura asked as everyone murmured in agreement.

I went to bed feeling much better.

[Third person]

Tony later woke up in an entire room filled with real life tarantulas.

Tony no longer went anywhere near Natasha for another four months, without someone else with them.

Which made choosing partners for missions a whole lot harder for Fury.

But Tony learnt his lesson, Natasha got to scare the shit out of him and everyone else was unfazed.

It was a win-win situation. Or so Natasha thought.

Tony was always on edge, scared. 

He was terrified of everything and anything, hoping spiders weren't there and every night had the nightmare that he was back in the room with the thousands of spiders.

Natasha would laugh everytime she heard him scream.