SUPER MAX: I found this really cool poster of some of us!
(credit to @MxGv5 on Pinterest)
Banana: Why do I look so... French?
Iceman: Bwoah, aren't you?
Seb: Oh Kimi! You've probably offended him now!
Banana: Me... French? FRENCH? KIMI WHAT THE HELL!!!!!!!!
Seb: OK, calm down Charles!
Banana: CALM DOWN? HE CALLED ME FRENCH! I AM MONEGASQUE! M O N E G A S Q U E!!!
Frenchman: WHAT'S WRONG WITH BEING FRENCH?
Estie Bestie: OUI, WHAT IS WRONG WITH BEING FRENCH?
Seb: EVERYBODY CALM DOWN BEFORE I WHOOP YOUR ASSES!!!
Estie Bestie: OK Seb.
Frenchman: OK Seb.
Banana: NO!
Iceman: Bwoah, so you have chosen violence?
Seb: ... Charles.
Sir Lewis: Seb. Don't kill him. 🙏
Seb: Fine. I'm watching you Charles, I'm watching you.
Lando is okay: Has anyone seen Daniel? He isn't in his room.
SUPER MAX: He, Carlos and Alex went to a party!
Seb: What kind of party.
Sir Lewis: Seb, they're grown men. Chill out!
Seb: No, no, drunk Daniel is the worst kind of Daniel 😭😭
HONEYBADGER: gi Giws!!! (hi guys!!!)
Seb: I'm out, good luck guys. Lock your doors tonight!
Golden Retriever: Surely he can't be that bad! Wait. Who's banging on my door? Give me a second!
Seb: REST IN PEACE MICK!
Sir Lewis: You're not going to help him? That's new...
Golden Retriever:
Guys help he is making me take him to arcades and... adult places.
Seb: I'M COMING MICK, LEWIS COME WITH ME!
Sir Lewis: OK OK!
Smooth Operator: I'm not drunk but Daniel is, Mick is with us now.
El Plan: Spanish blood remains strong.
Albono:
He is like a four year old. Send help.
Golden Retriever: Seb come and knock him out!!
Iceman: Bwoah this is funny.
Lando is okay: The most emotion Kimi has ever shown.
Goated at F1 2022: ^^^
Goatifi: ^^^
Lancelot: ^^^
SUPER MAX: ^^^ Also sing Daniel a lullaby it'll knock him out 💀💀
Smooth Operator: Wow it worked.
FACTS: What did you sing?
Smooth Operator: Seb sung twinkle twinkle little star.
Fin:
(i tried using more characters this part)
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FORMULA 1 - Group Chat Story
Fanfiction- Mick Schumacher thought it would be a good idea to have all of the drivers (+Kimi) in a group chat. Sometimes it can be a little dramatic and chaotic! rankings: 26/02/2023: #1 Esteban Ocon 18/12/2022: #1 Charles Leclerc 17/11/2022: #1 Esteban Ocon...