The Scary Truth

The Beginning of the End

Our friendship started out relatively normal you know the whole walking hand in hand into a chaotic kindergarden classroom. Both of us hiding from the same obnoxious girl. What really sealed the deal in our friendship was when like normal people I wanted to avoid awkward conversations so like all normal people would do I face planted a brownie.... After a while of getting in trouble for talking during nap time and eating lots of food which went on like that for a while you know the friendship where your not always yourself in front of them the "your so pretty" "I love your hair" and shit like that until we slowly realized just how equally messed up we both were. So like any friendship we bonded over boiling hate for each other and for the love of bacon....

We did a lot together lots of field trips, sleepovers and inside jokes no one understood. Like the Holieo society which started as a game of Marco polo in the pool but after a mix up of names turned into Marco Holieo talk until they laugh then attack. Which as the name held I became Holieo, she became Holieo Jr. and my little sister was Holieo senior. In the words of my mom we became the "three stooges".