Bad At Love (Offenderman x Reader)

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*Offenderman's POV*

I woke up to the sunlight shining through the curtains. I had a nice dream about me and (Y/N). I called the deal off with the devil, I confessed my love to (Y/N) and she accepted, we dated for two years, I proposed to her and she said yes, we got married, went to Paris for our honeymoon and we had beautiful kids. I frowned to myself hoping my dream will come true. I got off my bed and got dressed. I went to the living room and sat on the couch. I started to think again, about (Y/N). I'm crazy about her, I'm deeply in love with her. But she only sees me as a friend.

"Offender?" I looked up and saw (Y/N). She was holding two trays, one had the tea set and the other had pancakes with apple slices on the side. She set the tray of pancakes in front of me on the coffee table.

"Are those for me?"

"Yes." She smiled.

"I'm not hungry, I'm-" I was interpreted by aggressive knocking on the door. (Y/N) got up and answered the door.

"Splendor? What are you doing here?"

"Brother! We need your help! Zalgo is attacking the mansion!"

"WHAT!" I got up and ran with Splendor towards the forest. It only took fifteen minutes to get to the mansion. All the creepypasta members were standing outside, away from the mansion, Slender was fight Zalgo. I knew Slender would lose.

"SLENDER!-"

"OFFENDER! STAY BACK! ALL OF YOU GET OUT OF-" Suddenly Zalgo was struck by lightning, I looked up to the sky, I was shocked. (Y/N), she was floating in the air, her eyes were glowing a light blue color, there was electricity surrounding her form, and she had lighting strikes that glowed blue on her skin. Zalgo got up and looked at (Y/N).

"Well well well look who it is, my backstabbing daughter." WHAT!? DAUGHTER!? (Y/N) IS ZALGO'S DAUGHTER!? THERE IS NO WAY! SHE SAID HER FATHER DIED BY CANCER!

"Funny seeing my deadbeat father here. Shouldn't you be at the store getting milk?"

"Oh your funny aren't you?"

"I told you to never interfere with me or Tim." Tim? Why is she bringing Masky into this? I heard Zalgo growled.

"You and your big brother. Your both stupid just like your mother. I told your mother to abort you both but she didn't listen. You both are mistakes and disappointments. Especially you (Y/N)." Zalgo snickered, I watched Masky shoot Zalgo in the the shoulders and chest. His arms were machine guns, his eyes were pure black with orange rings in his eyes.

"Stay the fuck away from my little sister. We don't want you in our lives so you can go fuck yourself while you enjoy your milk from the store." Tim spoke in a overprotective tone, while he was holding (Y/N) on his back. (Y/N) clinged onto him with a smirk.

"Kiko and Gaku, your mother Hachishakusama had died a slow painful death, it would be a shame if you both ended up just like her."

"First of all it's Tim and (Y/N) to you, second you have no right to talk about our mother. You cold blooded murdered her."

"She needed to die, I had no use of her anymore. She was supposed to kill children but after she had you two brats, she became a softy and she didn't want to hurt anymore kids!"

"None of this would have happened if didn't rape her!" (Y/N) spat at Zalgo. Zalgo only backed away. He was speechless. I couldn't believe anything I was witnessing, (Y/N) and Masky were half demon and half human.

"You haven't seen the last of me. Just wait until I come back to kill you both." Zalgo snarled as he threw a fireball at the creepypasta mansion and disappeared in black smoke. I heard the creepypastas screaming and crying as we all watch the mansion collapse. I looked over at Slender, he wasn't the only one that was injured, Jeff, LJ, Trender, Sadie, Sally, Ben, and Hoodie.

"Everyone follow me, I'll bring you all to my home, you can live with me."

"What? With you?" Jane questioned.

"Guys she is nothing like Zalgo, she is very caring. Please give her a chance."

"Are you serious, not only is she human but she and Tim are the children of Zalgo!" Slender snapped.

"Slender please, she is the ticket to a new safe life. It's fine if you don't want to go, but I'm leaving. Does anyone else want to come?" I spoke. I watched all the creepypasta members look at each other and walk towards me and (Y/N).

"What! Your all going to live with-"

"Yes we are,we all are tired of you Slender, you are always strict and you never let us do anything we want." Jeff answered.

"I'm trying to protect you all! I don't want the government to discover us and keep us in prison for experiments!" Slender protested.

"There is no reason to hide! None know we actually exist! We don't want to be killers! Your making us kill for your lazy ass!" Clockwork snapped angrily. All the creepypastas nodded agreeing with her. Even though Sally never killed anyone, (beside her uncle) She still felt like she had no freedom at all. Sally was tired of playing in her room all day, she always begged Slender if she could go outside and play on the playground or the treehouse. Slender only stayed silent, he knew Jeff was right. Slender watched all of us walk away as (Y/N) lead the way out of the woods. I felt bad for leaving behind Slender but he needs to stop being so overprotective and controlling. I gently place my hand on (Y/N)'s shoulder. She looked at me and smiled gently. She held my hand, I felt blush cover my cheeks. We walked out of the woods and to (Y/N)'s home. Our new home. A new start for the creepypastas. Home sweet home. I smiled to myself knowing that we were all going to be protected by (Y/N) and Tim from Zalgo.