Teacher: You're all old enough to respectfully and quietly get a piece of paper
Classmate: are we though?
Classmate 2: I'm nine (she is almost 14)
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Teacher: Write your real name not a fake name like jeffery dhamer
Classmate: woah there buddy lets go back a bit
Teacher: his girlfriend is out of prison though
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Teacher: say your name and something fun you did this summer
Class: proceeds to explain how they broke bones on dirtbikes while the other half explains how they bought dirt bikes
Teacher: guys.... are we going to have to talk to your parents about safety
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Classmate: if he can keep that accent all year he gets 10$
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(asking the teacher random questions before the bell rings)
Classmate : what would you do if you woke up as a worm
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(playing games in drama class)
Classsmate: oh am i revived *jumps off stage*
Me: yes necromancy
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(also in drama)
Same classmate as above: You killed me *dissapears into costume rack while doing that dance where you squat and kick with your arms crossed*
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this isn't even half the things i heard today and yes all of thses things made me laugh when they happened
