*three days later*
I sat there not knowing what to do, matt had asked me to come over but after what happened 3 days ago I was head over heels for him and I was so nervous .
*time skip*
I ended up going to his house we were cuddling and I all of a sudden had to fart so I got up and put my butt in his face and farted and dookie went all over his face I was so embarrassed I just went home and it wasn't just shart it was chunky and it had corn in it from last nights dinner one of the pieces of corn flew in his eye and now he's parshaly blind.
damn I really don't know how to spell. {also THIS IS 100 % A JOKE}
