Countryhumans Shenanigans

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(I didn't write the plot for this one, all credit goes to my friends from Discord! :] )

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(Third Person P.O.V)

'Hey! Welcome-a! Today, we're making-' Italy, with an excited tone, spoke before slipping over and hitting his head off the counter, then falling onto the floor.

'Uh.. Should I call an ambulance..?' Ukraine asked, worried. He then proceeded to pull out a phone. 'Wow.' England stared at Italy in disbelief.

Fascist Italy, holding a baseball bat, came running out of nowhere and proceeded to beat Italy's body with a baseball bat.

'WELCOME-A TO FASCIST ITALY'S COOKING SHOW!' Fascist Italy exclaimed, the other countries just staring at him with a 'Why-is-he-here' look.

'Today, we are cooking-a an Italy!' Fascist stated. Ukraine started rambling, 'I want spaghetti- Oh! And pasta! Mmm... Pasta..' Fascist just stared at Ukraine, 'Too-a bad! This is a cooking show! Not a restaurant-a!'

England just stared at Fascist Italy. 'I don't want to see a spaghetti Italy Bolognese!' England yelled. Ukraine walked towards the stove. 'Okay, England! Let me make something!' Ukraine then started to cook pasta.

Casually, Fascist Italy threw Italy's body into the oven, turning it on and closing the oven door. 'Also, Ukraine, THIS IS MY-A KITCHEN! If you want-a food, I will make it!'

Silently, England whispered, 'I'm glad I'm not Italy-' Unexpectedly, the oven caught on fire. 'This is-a normal!' Fascist Italy addressed.

England just stared, in shock. After a few minutes, Fascist Italy took Italy's body out, and grabbed the fire extinguisher, then sprayed everything, including Italy.

'Let's get-a cooking!' Fascist Italy beamed, as he began cutting off Italy's limbs. 'This is quite gorey, but it IS teaching me how to cook.' England said.

Ukraine just stared at Fascist Italy with wide eyes. 'What- WHAT DID ITALY DO TO YOU- HOLY SHIT.' Fascist Italy ignored Ukraine and cut off Italy's head, 'We don't-a need the head!' Fascist Italy then put Italy's head in the trash.

'Don't worry, Ukraine, Italy will probably fall from the sky, after he's fully cooked, it happened to me once.' England stated, Ukraine just stared at him in response, saying, 'How..?' England then continued, 'Spilled tea on myself and I couldn't live with myself anymore.'

Germany, who had been watching for awhile now, laughed and exclaimed, 'Ich liebe zis zhow!'

Fascist Italy then began putting parts of Italy on some plates. 'Dinner is-a served!' Ukraine's face was practically green. 'I'm.. I'm not eating that..' Ukraine said with disgust.

Fascist Italy then picked up some of Italy's remains and shoved them into England's and Ukraine's mouths. England spat it out immediately, and Ukraine vomited.

Italy then appeared out of nowhere and fell onto the floor, causing the food to disappear. 'NEIN!!' Germany yelled. Fascist Italy then stared at Italy, full of wrath.

'GOD DAMN IT. YOU FUCKING MISTAKE.' Fascist Italy snapped at Italy. 'I VANTED TO TRY ZOME!' Germany sobbed. 'Italien looked zo deliciouz..' he added. England smacked the back of Germany's head, 'Oi. Shut up, Germany.'

'What.. happened..' Italy said, taking a moment to think before continuing, 'Oh! Right! Welcome-a to my cooking show!' Germany looked at Italy and yelled, 'Italien, veren't du eaten lazt epizode?' Italy just stared at Germany and answered, 'What? No! There hasn't been an episode-a! This is the first-a one, right?'

England just stared at Italy, saying 'Uh.. Well..' Before being cut off by Italy, 'This is the first one.. Right...?' Germany quickly answered, 'Uh- Ja!' England did the same, saying 'Yeaaah.. First!'

'Good!' Italy happily replied, 'Let's start-a cooking!' He then began making Spaghetti. 'What the fuck did I-a Raise-' Fascist Italy questioned.

After a while, Italy finished spaghetti and put it on a plate. 'Finished-a!' Italy beamed, quite proud of the dish he had made.

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Hope ya enjoyed that chapter! Once again, this chapter wasn't my idea, it's idea was my friend's on discord.

Also, leave any ideas for future chapters in the comments!