Chapter 2 || A Cup Of Lying And A Sprinkle Of Milf

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Kusou had sat you down at the table in his house, he had been staring you down for 3 minutes

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Kusou had sat you down at the table in his house, he had been staring you down for 3 minutes. You felt extremely uncomfortable. From behind him you could see his parents, they were staring at you as well. You could easily tell that they thought you were dating him. I wonder why...

Earlier
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You dragged Saiki inside, freezing when his voice suddenly became threatening.

"Who. Are. You."

Eh-

He gave you a death glare. "Ah...I'm y/n! You can just call me your wife though!" He grimaced at your little suggestion, he was also still confused about...well everything. For starters, he could see you, not just bones and muscles, actually see you! And you had randomly appeared in his back yard. His life was already disastrous(pun intended), now you were here? That's just bad luck. "How did you get into my ba-" Saiki got cut off my his mother yelling from upstairs.

"Ku!!! Who's downstairs?"

He didn't reply, as he was thinking of things to say, like "ah yes mother, this lady showed up in our back yard." That's creepy, but so were you. I mean, who goes into someone's back yard in the middle of the night? The truth is, you didn't choose to be here, it just happened!

Meanwhile you were thinking,

Ah...milf, please love me kurumi!!

Saiki usually would have been questioning that thought you just had but he was still confused, and why were you so pretty?

His mother had begun to grow suspicious at his lack of answer and rushed downstairs. She froze when she saw you then immediately broke into tears. "MY BABY FINALLY HAS A GIRLFRIEND!!! AH KU WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME? I WOULD'VE LET HER IN! DONT SNEAK YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN NEXT TIME!" She was absolutely gushing with excitement, it was obvious. Saiki got visibly annoyed and sighed at his mothers comment. He figured that it would be easier to just tell her you were his girlfriend for now. "Okay." A simple okay was enough for you to go berserk.

AHHH HE SAID OKAY? DOES THAT MEAN WE'RE DATING?

'no.'

He spoke telepathically to you. Your attitude completely changed from the happy one you had 2 seconds ago. You were now dying on the inside.

oh...it's fine. You'll love me soon!

"I'll make you some coffee dear!" His mother spoke.

MILF, FORGET SAIKI I WANT HER!

Saiki looked at you in disgust before hitting you on the head. He did not like that thought..

You're stuck with me- I mean, don't flirt with my mom.

His mother began to make coffee and then proceeded to run upstairs, to what you assume to be to tell Kuniharu that her sons "girlfriend" was downstairs. "Sit." Saiki spoke, "ah...I'm sat!" You immediately rushed to a chair and Saiki decided to sit in front of you. "How did you get here?" Saiki spoke firmly. You just smiled and placed a finger over your mouth as if you were telling him it was a secret.

And for the next 3 minutes he glared at you, or that's what you thought at least. He was really just admiring how pretty you were, that's extremely out of character, don't you think? He thought you were so pretty, too pretty. He might just have to keep you to himself, you're just a little too pretty for the world, someone might try and take you.
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Now you're all caught up! So this is how you ended up here. It seemed that Kusou's parents were finally done staring. "So, y/n, honey! How did you meet my dear Ku?" His mother questioned.

Oh crap, what do I say?

"She met me at school, I bumped into her in the hallway and her papers flew everywhere." Saiki answered before you could. Thats a bit cliche, and isn't that what Chiyo tried to do?
"How sweet!" His mother spoke softly.

Shit...I'm finna tap that ass

Saiki only stared in disgust for your gross thoughts towards his mother. Saiki took a sip of some of the coffee his mother made. "So..." You stared at his mother wondering what she would say. "Are you in love? And please don't have sex yet! Or unprotected at least..."

oh.

Saiki spit out his coffee.

"What? We are minors."

Well...this isn't such a nice dream any more.

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Everyone in the cafeteria had froze. Akari was glaring harshly at Kiyoshi. "Kiyoshi...do you know, what I'm about to do to you?" Akari was truly terrifying, but that sounded kind of kinky.

"Ah, Akari...don't be mad. We'll find her..." Akari grimaced at that comment, she was beyond furious. How could he tell her not to be mad? "Kiyoshi." Akari was seconds away from giving him hell. "...yes?" Akari stepped towards Kiyoshi, she cupped his face in her hands and leaned down to his height, she was in fact, taller then Kiyoshi. "Find. That. Girl. Or I'll kill you.." Kiyoshi didn't understand, Akari never got so worked up about a Customer. Why is she so, mad? They only met her today? Right? She's never seen this girl before, right? She can't be this fond of someone they just met, right?

She can't be obsessed,

Right?

Right. So why is Kiyoshi so worked up? After all, there is no way Akari knows this girl.

 So why is Kiyoshi so worked up? After all, there is no way Akari knows this girl

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That's a lot of the word "right" dude 🙁

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 20, 2023 ⏰

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