Booney is as skinny as a twig.
At least that's what's Genny thought.
"Booney you're skinny as fuck, did your dumpster ass parents feed you?" Genny asked, throwing their arm over the short boys shoulder.
"Nah, they fed me scraps of their food"
"Damn. I'm making you a feast when we get back"
If you're wondering. Genny had to steal three carts to carry all their shit, making the girls push them. Where they got the money? Don't ask, Genny could get in trouble.
"But your food is sh-" "stfu jane!"
"Huh? What'd you say?" Genny turned and looked at the girls, a confused look on their face. Booney looked at the girls as well, they shook their heads and said that they said nothing. Genny shrugged and turned their head to booney and continued the conversation they were having.
Soon enough, they reached the mansion and when they entered with booney. All the others instantly stood around holding their weapons.
"Fucking stand down, this is my damn child for slenders sake" Genny said, causing everyone to look at them in shock.
"That's your fucking kid? When the fuck did you have him? When you were 12?"
"No, he's my adopted child. So y'all better not fucking hurt him or I'm taking you to the damn basement."
Jeff shuddered at the memory of when he was down there with Genny. The others stared at him and thought. Yeah I'm not gonna fuck with this kid.
"Anyways~ this is booney z, my son."
"Booney? BOONEY?! BAHAHAHAHAHA" jeff and Ben laughed out loud, holding onto each other as they did.
Genny and booney looked at the two unamused.
"You better stop laughing or I'll throw your asses don't those stairs right fucking now"
They stopped.
Tears were going down their faces from laughing and their stomachs hurt. They were still laughing silently, turning away from Genny and booney in an attempt to stop laughing.
"So, any preferred nicknames?"
"Boon"
"Alright. This is my son, he's 12 years old, teach him anything and everything."
Later
"Ayy wassup gorl, wanna ride on my big booney di—"
"HES 12 YEARS OLD DONT TEACH HIM THAT"
"YOU SAID ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING"
"I DIDNT FUCKING MEAN TEACHING A 12 YEAR OLD HOW TO BE A JERK WHO FUCKING ASKS IF SOMEONE WANTS TO RIDE HIS FUCKING WEINER OUT OF NOWHERE"
Meanwhile
Booney and Jeff stood a little far away from Ben and Genny who argued back and forth. "Ima teach you how to be ominous and hot in someone's house when you're out killing, so you gotta do this like raspy sexy voice and chuckle...."
Jeff's voice slowly got quieter as he walked with booney outside of the mansion, now committing himself to teaching booney how to be like him when killing.
"You're voice sounds like a school girl so for now let's stick with how to stab and whatever the fuck else there is to teach you"
Back with Genny and Ben
"IM FINNA KILL YO ASS"
The two were at war. Glaring ever so scarily into one another's eyes, genny's eyes were red with fury and bens as well but we don't give a shit.
Ben was stuck with a nearby vase and Genny had grabbed a knife out of thin air.
"Get ready to say hi to Satan for me. We're besties."
Genny lunged forward and surprised Ben who tried to block! But he had been stabbed in the arm, causing a painful scream to leave his mouth.
The two went around the living room, bumping into walls and causing items to fall and break. Somehow, the vase was still intact.
Suddenly, Ben threw the base at Genny, who cried out and grabbed a nearby object that was heavy enough to throw at bens head.
Soon, the two were stumbling in front of each other.
"Yo-you're dead, you hear me?"
"You-you are t-too"
They fell and were sound asleep.
They had concussions. Slender was furious.
Luckily, nobody died.
Cause EJ threatened to take away his phone and delete the app wattpad, slender hurried away and left Genny and Ben for the eyeless man to deal with.
"Fuck you guys. I just saved your lives, you owe me kidneys."
"I'll give you mine!" Genny was awake.
Oh no.
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Genz with creepypastas
HumorJust gen z experiencing life with creepypastas. (more like creepypastas experiencing life with the epitome of genz)