Death Battle!!!!!

Special

The scene opens to me, kuweeby2, Dr.Destiny, and Captainrex2177 in the commentators booth.

dieHero: Howdy y'all and welcome to another Death Battle!

Doc: Indeed it is.

Capt: Yeah! I agree with what Dr, Doom.... Ow! Stop trying to hit me!

dieHero: Again ignoring the domestic abuse happening we are in for a treat!

kuweeby2: So what are me in for? A ship the size of the Death Star, a ship that can blow up a Galaxy, or another ship to piss off Rex?

Capt: Hey!!

dieHero: No,no. Today we have a 1v1v1v1!

Doc: Who's the contestants you Tosser?

Capt: What he call you?

dieHero: He called me a Supreme Asshole, which is insulting to me since I'm a Jackass. Anyways the contestants are going to be me!

kuweeby2: Hmmm, how's that going to work?

dieHero: You know. Anyways yes the contestants are me, but they are different versions of me. One is the Commander of Azur Lane Base, one is the Commander of a base that involves T-doll, which I might add into my story that involve you guys, one is got transported to RWBY, and the last was summoned into the Naruto world.

Capt: How is this going to work? And how will you tell who is who?

dieHero: Since they are different versions of myself I can tell. For instance the one from RWBY has animal parts, along with Silver glowing eyes, and hair that catches on fire like Yang's. And so not to get them mixed up we will be using my nicknames.

kuweeby2: I see. Anything else we need to now?

dieHero: Yes. This will be an actual death battle. So that means only one left alive. But don't worry there like video game characters so they'll respawn in 10 minutes after death.

They all stared at me in shock.

Doc: You bloody Git! Are you crazy!?

I just stared at them with no emotion.

dieHero: No. I'm suicidal and I'm insane not crazy. I'm fine with it though so no need to be worried.

After I said that they just gave me looks of pity. Sigh even after the years of abuse this doesn't get easier to talk about.

dieHero: Now if you'll done let the battle begin.

The camera cuts off to the exciting part.

The scene opens up to the Amity Arena in it's 1v1v1v1 setting with Alex-RWBY- on one side Alex-GFL- on the other, Alex-Azur Lane- and Alex- Naruto- together in the back. In the middle was Lincoln Loud explaining the rules once more.

Linc: Ok. Usual I would say no killing but I have been informed that it would be fine, however the other rules stay the same. No back up, no mid fight reinforcements, and fight fairly. Now let's fight!!

A crowd of onlookers Cheered in excitement as the Americans sized each other up. Burnout ( Alex from RWBY) and Untsie ( Alex from GFL) started firing at each other with their 1911's while Alex (Alex from Naruto) and Staff Sargent (Alex from Azur Lane) where in a dead lock with their swords. The crowd watched in Amazement and Awe as all the Alex's duked it out. Before long Alex lost one of his Swords, which flew and hit Untsie in the head causing him to stumble shooting Burnout in the leg, who in return accidentally shot Untsie in the crotch. Every male in the audience and the commenters to cross their legs while hissing at the pain. Burnout feeling bad for him decide to end it rushed forward summoning his 12 gauge firing it at Untsie's head killing him. Soon Untsie's body disappeared into light particles. Turning to the other two Burnout watched as they fought each other waiting for one of them to win so he could battle the winner.

Alex taking a full front stance while Staff Sargent got in a Iaido stance they took off like a bullet from one of there guns. Striking first Alex swung overhead at Staff Sargent causing him to stop and turn sideways to deflect his sword. This caused Alex to become off-balanced. Using this to his advantage Staff Sargent took a quick swipe at him making him bring up his sword real quick in hopes of blocking it. Blocking it he stepped into his area and
made a quick slash cutting him as he jump back from the attack before charging at him with an overhead strike. Bringing his sword up to block they wound up in a deadlock trying to overpower each other before Staff Sargent twirled himself to the side causing Alex to be taken by surprise. Before he could react Staff Sargent was behind his with his sword under his throat slitting it open causing Alex to fall into his knees gargling in his blood before disappearing in Light particles. Turning to Burnout He walked over to him.

Burnout: Your ruthless you know that?

Sargent: You try getting kidnapped by Sirens before fighting months in a arena against others, while trying not to get raped.

Wincing Burnout looked at him with sympathy.

Burnout: I understand. Now how would you like to end this?

Sargent: Let's go all out. Summon anything you want while I'll do the same.

Nodding they separated from each other heading to the opposite side of the arena. Nodding at each other one last time they summoned there weapons. Burnout summoning a Titan, and Staff Sargent summoning rigging that looked like Yamato's, New Jersey's, and Bismarck's mixed together. Looking at each other one last time they began to battle with Staff Sargent firing barrages of artillery, missiles, rockets, and bullets, while Burnout had his titan deflect the projectiles before sending it back. Battling for about 10 minutes Burnout got the upper hand by having his titan tackle him before ejecting while his titan self-destruct blowing itself and Staff Sargent up. Landing on the ground Burnout looked at the area that he had been in before turning around, only to be shot in the back by Staff Sargent. Chuckling to himself Burnout closed his eyes before disappearing in Light particles.

Staff Sargent looking at where Burnout was turned to the audience before lifting his arms up in a y fashion.

Sargent: Are you not entertained?!?!

To this the crowd went wild yelling and hollering.

The camera feed shuts off as the screen shows......

The authors in the Commentary box.

dieHero: Well that was that.

kuweeby2: You really are something else you know that.

dieHero: But of course. Sorry if some of it was kinda gory for ya.

Doc: It's fine ya git. Hopefully we don't see a whole lot of it.

dieHero: I make no promises. Mostly since the last time I made a promise got into a fight at school.

Capt: What did you do?

dieHero: Nothing. I was in class when I kid came in, and started waling into me. Apparently he thout I was picking on his sister where it soon was discovered by both the police and school that his sister is kinda mentally ill. All I did was poke her, where she then went to the bathroom before coming out crying.

kuweeby2: Jesus.

dieHero: Yeah. It's life.

kuweeby2: Anyways the fight was interesting.

Capt: Yeah. Who would of guessed you could write something like that.

dieHero: When you think about suicide you tend to come up with ideas.

Doc: If I may ask how many time did you try to commit suicide?

Sighing I looked at him straight in the eye.

dieHero: 157 time's.

The other three looked at each other in uncomfortable silence.

kuweeby2: You need some help bud.

dieHero: I know. But trying to find someone is difficult to do around where I live. Anyways that wrap's up this chapter of Death Battle.

Doc:I suppose. Anyways I'm Dr Destiny.

Captainrex2177: I'm Captainrex2177.

kuweeby2: I'm kuweeby2.

dieHero: And I'm dieHero.

All: Thanks for reading. We hope you enjoyed it and we'll see y'all on the flipside.