DECEPTACON

003.

three new messages from BEN IS THE GROSSEST !

BEN IS THE GROSSEST

BEN IS THE GROSSEST
So did you get kicked out of cherry hill or???

DELIVERED JAN. 1 !

BEN IS THE GROSSEST
Wow very mature Pepper
Thank you for ignoring me
I know you're alive or whatever

PEPPER CRUZ
ben can i help you
and i'm not ignoring you
i would tell you it's very
immature to assume things
but it'd make an ass out of u
and me❤️

BEN IS THE GROSSEST
That was great
Really good
Truly something else
Should I get my dad to call Andy
Samberg? Maybe see if there's
an open spot on snl for you?

PEPPER CRUZ
there is not a strong enough
word in the english lexicon that
encompasses how fucking much
i hate you ben.
so this'll have to make do
🖕🖕🖕

BEN IS THE GROSSEST
Nice vocabulary
Did you eat an SAT prep book
for breakfast?

PEPPER CRUZ
goddamn
maybe you should be on snl!
you're a fucking comedic genius

BEN IS THE GROSSEST DISLIKED A MESSAGE !

PEPPER CRUZ
wow i compliment you and that's
what i get? very very nice

BEN IS THE GROSSEST
Keep lying to yourself Pepper

PEPPER CRUZ DISLIKED A MESSAGE !

BEN IS THE GROSSEST
So I guess Devi told you about
what happened at the winter dance

PEPPER CRUZ
oh and everything before that too

BEN IS THE GROSSEST
Great

PEPPER CRUZ
i'm sorry but why are we talking
about this right now???

BEN IS THE GROSSEST
I just
Never mind

PEPPER CRUZ
OH?????

BEN IS THE GROSSEST
Jesus christ Pepper
Take a sedative

PEPPER CRUZ

BEN IS THE GROSSEST LOVED AN IMAGE !

PEPPER CRUZ
so are you seriously
going to leave it like that??
cmon ben
you've known me since
elementary school
you've inexplicably kept up with me
even though i've pretty
much bullied you
mercilessly since second
grade with mrs j
you can trust me
to an extent

BEN IS THE GROSSEST
You just
You always give the best advice
And I want your advice on the whole
Devi thing

PEPPER CRUZ
OH
ok pause im making a new note for this
i'll be right baaaaack

BEN IS THE GROSSEST LOVED A MESSAGE !

PEPPER CRUZ
i love devi
and she might not
be a theatre kid
but goddamn that girl
runs off drama!!!!!!!
she wants DRAMA so badly
like it's kinda crazy
she wants you to be jealous
of her and paxton. wants you
to see what you're missing out
on. like "look at him don't you
wish you were in his place ben???"

BEN IS THE GROSSEST
So you're saying I have to
make her jealous?

PEPPER CRUZ
well
that wasn't what i was
going for originally...
honest to god! i was just gonna
say "oh y'know be nice and
let things work out over time."
but hell
i bet she'd like that
the attention i mean
it's something straight out of a movie
and she eats that shit UPPP
so yeah
make her jealous
if you really think that's right

BEN IS THE GROSSEST
Ok
Good to know

PEPPER CRUZ
do i at least get a thank you??

BEN IS THE GROSSEST LAUGHED AT A MESSAGE !

PEPPER CRUZ
🖕

PERCY SPEAKS !
double update as promised !! i love y'all. have a wonderful day!
<3, percy