heleoooo mfs lalalalaaaaa
i still cannot believe this mf actually gave me his pass without me having to blackmail him or anything
okayay so uhm lemme start w the story of how we met???? better read this or I'll stab y'all
HELP IDK WHEN WE MET CONDOM AND IK U DONT REMEMBER EITGER SO LETS JUST SAY A YEAR AGO???
the first day conny joined wp he was emo asf and he vented to me- so i was being all sweet and shit cus well duh. then we got close to each other and boom this mf disappeared off the face of earth buttt then he came back and he was so surprised that i still remembered him.
from 'hi hello' it quickly escalated to 'mf get ur fucking ass online'
i still remember the times conny used to be nice to me sigh :(
he's such a fucking meanie now 🙄
time for some cheesy shit now
youre one of the most important people in my life and i love you okay??? like a lot. ew this feels weird. but anw- seriously conny i mean it i love u a lot. don't ever forget that.
i love ur everyday check ups on whether I've eaten or not. and if i say no you lit threaten me to go eat. and any time inneed to rant ik you're there for me. even tho u feel like u can't help much u really do okay. you're great w advice. sksjs u help my dumbass sm- especially w the recent shit😭
YOURE AB ANZIBG HUMAN CONDOM. AND YEAH ALL IM TRYING TO SAY IS YOIRE SOECIAL TO KE U DUNB FUCKING ASS- WE MIGHT FIGHT BE NAD AT EACH OTHER OR NOT TEXT FOR DAYS TOGETHER BUT AT TGE END OF THE DAY IM STILL YOUR GRANDMA KNEE AND DAUGHTAH AND YOURE STILL GONNA BE GRABDPA CONNY.
YOULL ALWAYS BE MY GRANDPA CONDON ALR???? ISTG IF ANYONE CALLS U THAT I WILL RIP THEIR LIMVS OFF 😔
OKAY BYE IHYSM
