So we went to college and stuff
And I fell in love
with this dude
with
RED HAIR
(cuz he was from ireland)
so one night
I got a message
telling me "I've got ur brother."
so I was like: "wait I have a brother?"
so the message dude told me : "typo I mean ur mom."
and I said : "im adopted."
and the message dude spammed: "omg that's so sad i'm sorry I tried to kidnap you."
(I called the police)
Apparently the message dude was
THE RED HAIR GUY
he wanted to
KIDNAP ME
so I hit him with my shoe
and became a proffesional footballer
the end
