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by Mathsuxks

by Mathsuxks

Ed Sheeran woke up to the sound of his alarm cock. He shot up from his bed, he was late to school because he's not like other guys. He hurriedly went to the bathroom and put his hair up in a messy bun. He didn't brush his teeth tho, because he's that bitch. Anyways, he wanted to impress his crush, Jimmy Neutron. He wanted him to know that he's different and that he stood out.

Ed Sheeran stared at his own big, juicy ass in the mirror. He knew he had the best ass out there so he took a pic for Instagram, #baddie. He then got a text from his bestie, Ariana Grande

Ari 😎🤪💅🥳 <33333

Bishhh, where are you

Ginger hoe 😘

Chill bitch, I'm going. Just takin a pic for Insta <3