Stifling a yawn, I clutched my screaming mobile phone. The typical alarm faded, and I stumbled out from the covers of my bed. I reached for my hairbrush, and began combing my matted hair. After I'd proceeded with all the other things people do in a morning, I realised something which I'd been anticipating for a long time. Today we'd be moving. Well, not that my family ever meant anything, but I'd be losing all of my friends via school. I had few over Pesterchum, but that was about it. Sighing, I opened my laptop, to find there had been some messages left over from since I last checked.
imperfectRocket [IR] began pestering delusionalCalicoes [DC]
IR: Kaaaaaat!
IR: Kaaaaaaaaaaaat!
IR: Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
IR: Bitch answer me.
IR: Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat! Side hoeeeee!
IR: t;~;t
IR: cris
imperfectRocket [IR] ceased pestering delusionalCalicoes [DC]
delusionalCalicoes [DC] began pestering imperfectRocket [IR]
DC: Fuck sorry
DC: Just kidding I don't give a shit
IR: Bitch! :D
DC: Hay owo
DC: Wha's'up?
IR: What the fuck do you mean >.> You're moving today aren't ya? ;-;
DC: Shit uh
DC: Yep //cri
IR: D'aww! Well, at least we still have contact?
DC: Yeah, anyway gotta go I got a shit spam of notifuckations
delusionalCalicoes [DC] ceased pestering imperfectRocket [IR]
motherfuckingMiracles [MM] began trolling delusionalCalicoes [DC]
MM: Waaassaaaaaaaaaaa
MM: Aaaaaaaaaaa
MM: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-p
MM: Naw?
MM: :o(
DC: You're obsessed with fuck-forgot-his-name-the-CT-guy?
MM: You mean Gaaaaaaaamzeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? It's TC motherfucker :oO
DC: M'kaaaay. You've taken up a lot of his traits since you guys started dating, I swear t¬3¬t
MM: Heeeeeeeheeeeeeeheheheeeee ;o3
DC: I hate you so much.
MM: Y'know you love me really ;-;
DC: Fuck how did you know
DC: Fuuuck
MM: ;o) honkahonk
DC: So how's the online dating shit going anyway
MM: Shh >.> You make it sound dumb as fuck.
DC: Heh heh.
MM: OwO Gamzee is just like always motherfucker.
DC: :3 M'kay. Where does he live anyway?
MM: New York City, heh.
DC: Are you only saying that because that's where I'm moving to?
MM: Whaaaa?
DC: Holy shit you're being serious
DC: Whelp I've gotta go see to other bitches who been spamming me
MM: Byeee! ;~;
delusionalCalicoes [DC] ceased pestering motherfuckingMiracles [MM]
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Withered Petals
FanfictionThis story features a fifteen year old girl known as Kath Dawn, who transfers to a highschool in America after previously living in England. Because I can't find any decent solution to a school + troll + human (=x) when x is equivalent to shit, let...
