Withered Petals

Chapter Six

"Fuuuuuuuuck!" I groaned, rolling out of bed. Literally. "SHIT" I hissed under my breath when I fell to the floor wrapped in my covers like a burrito. I reached for my phone, and started messaging Egshit, wait I mean Shitbert, no wait it's Egfuck, you know what fuck this bullshit he's Eggasm for all I care.

delusionalCalicoes [DC] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB]

DC: NYEHEYUBRUSLDXBGRPOqt-3engmcve

DC: IRNONn o itrnofl;nocp hndrepoh3w-0t-jq0r32jtnowreu905enth ;

DC: cris

EB: you fell out of bed again didn't you D:

DC: tumut yes

DC: cris

EB: ha!

DC: Nah //Le slap

EB: </3

DC: >:3

EB: soo!

DC: FUCUCKCUCKCUCKDONGLORIHRENJPOHNRE

EB: sudden realisation?

DC: S

DC: C

DC: H

DC: O

DC: O

EB: L

DC: FUCK YOU TOO.

delusionalCalicoes [DC] ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB]

EB: :(

ectoBiologist [EB] ceased pestering delusionalCalicoes [DC]

imperfectRocket [IR] began pestering delusionalCalicoes [DC]

IR: Fucking hoe answer me you worthless piece of shit before I slap a floppy salmon

DC: cris

IR: cri

IR: betch pls '3'

DC: ¬3¬ I fell outta bed again

IR: They see ya rollin'

DC: DEY HATIN' ¬3¬

IR: You need a life you sad fuck

DC: Meh, I'm about to set off for school. Bc it's so logical that within the time frame of talking to John I got ready af

IR: You were talking to Eggasm?

DC: Yassss

DC: I hate you

IR: I hate Mituna

DC: //Cris you love him really

IR: I know he's kawaii af

DC: //Virtual badass highfive

IR: Nah

DC: //Cri

delusionalCalicoes [DC] ceased pestering imperfectRocket [IR]

delusionalCalicoes [DC] began pestering motherfuckingMiracles [MM]

DC: Bae pls

MM: Pls

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DC: Pls

MM: Pls

DC: Slp

MM: Cris

DC: towot

MM: :'o(

DC: tOwOt

MM: Nah

motherfuckingMiracles [MM]'s computer exploded.

DC: YAY.

delusionalCalicoes [DC] ceased pestering motherfuckingMiracles [MM]