The horror stories

Human pov

My wife and I where going to the Florida keys from Tallahassee. It was getting pretty late so we decided to stop and stay at a hotel for the night. They only had one room left , the lady at the desk said it was a good room so we decided to take it. She handed us the keys to the room and we went to the car got our things and sluggishly walked to the elevator. The elevator got the the 4th floor we realized we had to get off. We walked to the room ( quite louder then normal) and (as most people do) I put the key in and turned the handle. We put our bags down and looked around the room I noticed behind the door something I got closer to it ... And closer... And closer till I finally could see what it was. It was a moldy old chicken nugget. Little did it know that I was a C.N.M (chicken nugget murder) so I asked my wife to hand me my special chicken nugget knife 2000, and BAM I stabbed it!! But you would never believe that it stabbed me back. I screamed, my wife wonder what happened so she ran over to me. But the nugget had one last shot and hit my wife. There we where me, my wife and the nugget all with knifes in us... Lying there... we realized that the knives were very tiny and we were more than okay. I grabbed the nugget and through it down the hall and it broke into tiny pieces.

( authors note) still lurking out there is that nugget murder

if you see a chicken nugget murder in progress do nothing except join them and eat