Harry Potthead: the cocaine of secrets

Chapter one: SEE YOU LATER SUCKERS!!!

So Harry got kicked out of the house because the Methly's forgot that harry threw his son in a sink and died so now he's a homeless drugged up 11 year old. "man my birthday sucks! im a homeless druggy!" soon the big guy that harry thought was Santa Claus came out of a shadow because its night time. "hey kid! remember me?" he whispered. Harry turned his head. "AH! oh yeah i remember you. your that giant homeless guy." The Santa looking man glared at Harry. "yeah.. im him. ANYWAYS I want to show you some place with a whole lotta drugs." said Santa man. Harry's eyes lit up. "Really!? Where I wanna go there please! I got kicked out of my aunt and uncles house!" cried harry. "okay, okay! calm down boy! your name is Harry Potthead right?" Asked old man river. "uhh yeah. how'd you know that? oh wait your Santa Claus I remember." Said Harry. "yeah bro. now lets go get some drugs!" hAir and old man river went down town and went threw a wall. "well boy its time to go get some drug supplies so you can go to the school of drugs." said satan. "drug school? School's for losers!" harry snapped. "NO LISTEN TO ME BOY! This school has magic and drugs and stuff!" Santa looked at harry then pointed at a train that leads to the school. "fine i'll go god damn man. whats the school even called?" asked harry. "Drugwarts school of magic and drugs and stuff." answered Hagrid- er Santa. so Hairy Larry and Sonic Claus went into the drug stores to buy some drug school supplies. "fInAlLy! Were done all i need is a wand." said Harry. "yeah. your a real pain in my ass boY!" said santa hagid. So they headed to the wand shop for a wand obviously. Soon Harry spots a cool wand made out of weed cocaine and wood. "WOW! ITS BEAUTIFUL ITS MAGNIFICENT ITS ITS-" "its 200 dollars." the worker interupted Harry. "Whaaaa.... why?" questioned Mr. Potthead. "because its our best selling wand why do you think?" said the worker. Santagrid goT mad annd started huffing and puffing and he blew the worker down. they grabbed the wand and ran to the train. "ok boy you got what you wanted. now bye." said hagrid claus. "oh okay." harry sees the methlys walk in somehow. "Look! its the boy who killed our bratty ass son!" said mr. methly. the train started moving. "SEE YOU LATER SUCKERS!!!" harry yelled at the methlys. He sat down in a train seat and a red headed boy came towards him. "um hi sir sorry to bother you but are you harry potthead?" asked orangie. "yeah whose askin?" said pottyhead. "oh my god guys it is him! oh pardon me im Ronald Mcdonald Weasel. but call me Ron for short." said ron. "well as you somehow know im Harry Potthead but call me harry." said harry larry. "out of my way! important person coming through!" said a girl coming towards harry and ron. "Oh jeez." ron facepalmed harry. "ah what the hell man?" harry snapped. "Hello there. i am Heroin Grinder im a huge fan mr. potthead." said the girl heroin. "oh ok." said harry. The train food people things started coming around with food cuz yum yum. "hello want any food? drugs?" said the food/drug dealer. "yes please ill have some chocolax weed frogs. and what about you harry?" ron said.. asked? idk. "oh uh... ill have the same thing he's having.." said harry. "ok chocolax weed frogs it is." the dealer starts handing out the stuff. and goes around to give everyone stuff. "mmm these things taste so good. chocolate mixed with weed is so good!" said harry happily. "oh just wait till you get high my guy." said ron. a few minutes later harry started to feel all weird. he looked outside as the sky was pink and the clouds were green. "WOW! PrEtTy colorssssss..." said harry. Ron looked at harry and started laughing. "duuuuuude... we're high.. haha.." Ron said in a mellow tone. "haha... yeah bro..." harry fell on the ground.