Harry Potthead: the cocaine of secrets

Chapter two: the 15 minute ending of a friendship

an hour or so later the train turned into a bus and they drove to hogwarts er drugwarts. "woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah... its so... ugly here." Haryy said while looking around. "thats cuz your not high anymore. the affects wear off fast. here.." ron passed him a weed frog. "eat this and itll all look pretty." said ron. "oh ok NOM" hary looked around. "i dont see any pretty shit YOU LIED TO ME!" harry snapped and his figers. "OH MY GOD HOLD ON! YOULL SEE IT! in three...two...one..." Soon harry larry started seeing the colours and life and stuff was all colourful and sparkly. "ooooooooooh... preeeeeetttttyyyyy." harry said highly. "hahaha.. i told ya man... dumbass..." said ronald mcdonald. harry started walking and he swerved to the side of someone. he looked up and it was this blonde kid. "GET OFF ME LOSER!" said the boy. "sorry dude im high.." said hary. "oh your one of those new kids.. pathetic losers.." said the man boy thing. "what even is your name?" asked hair. "Im Dracula McFly. who are YOU supposed to be? harry potter? hahhah" said drac. "uhh yeah i am haryy potter." Said hairry potteris. "Oh.. well in that case DATE ME PLEAAASE!!!" drac pleaded. "what the... no way im outta here crack head!" harry ran to ron. "bro where'd you go?" asked donald duck. "i dont know some dracula dude wants to date me i guess.. i dont know bro." harry replied. "*sigh* druggys will be druggys.." heroin pushed ron and harry out of her way. "what a bitch." said harry. "what? i thoght she was kinda hot.." ron said.. wtf. "dude.. what?" said kyle i mean harry. "uhh n-nevermind.. lets go to the cafeteria i guess.." said ron." "okay..?" harry started walking with ron thinking "does ron have a boner for heroin?" even though he mistakenly said his thought out loud. "DUDE! I DO NOT!" said ronnnnyyy. "I uh- um.. uhhh-" harry stutered as everyone laughed at them. "i thought you were my friend. even though i met you like fifteen minutes ago." he ran off like some crying anime girl. "oh god... im the worst friend ever. no wonder my parents left me and died." said harry. "HAHA LOSER!" said some random dumbass kid. Soon har ry started questioning his sanity i guess ans heroin the woman heard them talking and she was all like "ew orange boy likes me lol." than haryy said "imagine having no friends. oh wait thats what i dont have. :'( " but honestly who cares about harry right now lets see what rons up to. "HUFF PUFF SNUFFLE LUFFLE... I BANSIH MYSELF FROM THIS PLANE OF EXISTANCE!!" said ron waving his weed wand. *smoke blows in his face* "UGH! I SUCK AT MAGIC AND DRUGS AND LIFE! AHHHHHH!" Said ron angrily. "What the hell are you doing ron?" harry said walking over to him. oh wait there doing magic in the bathroom lol. "trying to remove myself from ths bathroom and go home or something." "look im sorry about earlier... is there a way i can make it up to yu so we can be friends again??" said harry. "hmmm... i don't know but i guess we could be friends agin just dont do that again." said ron. "oh okay." said har. they hugged. "hey." said hary. "no homo, bro." laughed harry. "no homo, dude." laughed ronny boi man. they went to eat and then the bell rung. soon the boys went to their first class. "wow this class reminds me of my nose!" said some kid called Annabelle. "what..?" ron said in confusion. "Oh wait.. WRONG CHAPTER AHHHH-" she disapeared. "What the hell??" "welp its time to set foot in this new class!" said harry. "uhhh your already in the class." said ron. "wha- oh AW! DAMMIT!" harry yelled.