The tale of uzumaki naruto

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'I have to do this quick', the aged hokage thought looking round the room.

All the jonins of konohagakure no sato were gathered in the hokge office; they were going to know who were on there gennin teams, if they passed of course.

 "Ok, i'm going to call out your name first than list your students! Is that clear!" The hokage announced.

A chorus of hai's echoed around the spacious room.

 "Ok yomai... 

( ok do you know how long it takes to name side character! I am not writing that down!!!) 

Maito gai! Yamaguchi Tsukiko, Kaba Hideaki and Kerodo Fumiko!"

 " Yosh, may we hope these children are very youthful people!" Gai shouted. Everyone cringed at the statement.

 *Cough* the hokage cleared his throat,

 "Shall we continue on, Koike Akaya! Fukushima Akio, Uzumaki Naruto and Koyoko Uchiha. Kakashi we'll talk later. Anyways, Kakashi Hatake! Nowi Soma, Yoki Adako and Gaiuki Miaki... "

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"Okay, remember to pick up your student tomorrow!" The hokage called out, " you are all dismissed expect Kakashi and Akaya!"

Jonins quickly walked out of the hokage office leaving the to highest elite jonins with the dictator of their village.

 "Hokage-sama, why isn't Naruto on my team." Kakashi asked emotionlessly.

 " I was originally going to put him on your team but the council found out and made me put him on Akaya's team. Anyways, Akaya i would like you to look at his hospital and academy reports." The hokage said pointing to two books on the right side of his desk.

Akaya raised her eyebrow at that but complied

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I reached out to the slightly thinner book.

 "That's the academy record." The hokage commented from beside me. Skimming the book, i settled on the last page where i knew the overal report was given. Reading it out loud i said

 " Name:  Uzumaki Naruto (渦巻きなると🍥)

Age: 6

Dob: October 10, 1989 assp (after sage six paths),

Batch/class: Ar2 wa

Average percentage on test: 99.75%

Gardian: N/A 

Extra infomation: was a very cheery child until Feburary 6th, when he went seemingly emotionless. "

the hokage seemed to darken with that statement.

'That's odd' i thought,' what do they mean by seemingly emotion less?'

Grabbing the thicker book, I scan through is seeing reports like minor burning, breaking arms/legs and stab wounds.

'Why the hell would a child have stab wounds?' 

I arrived at the last page/report. It was the most recent ones.

Name: Uzumaki Naruto (渦巻きなると)

Age:3

Had severe burns and a kunai throungh his stomach, both hands and through the thigh. It is believed that the kyuubi quickened his healing rate.

 "Why was his last report was when he was three? Don't you get regular check ups to when your 6? And why does in nearly every report has stab wounds and severe burns? Hokage-sama he was three with a ~kunai~ in his stomach!"

 The hokages face darkened even more. 

 "The reason was that the last incident recorded in the records was that a nurse tried to poisen Naruto that time when he was sleeping, so it was decided that it would be safer to medically treat him in the AMBU headquarters. For the last question..."

Suddenly, a large amount of killing intent erupted from kakashi.

 "It was that one time I had to have gone on border patrol mission and hokage-sama assigned a different ANBU, Dugong (search it up its a japanese animal), to watch over him. Instead of doing his job like he was supposed to, he led a group of angry civilians to him, who proceeded to beat him up, even a far as stabbing him with kunai and practicing 'phoenix fire ball jutsu' on him."

 "WHAT!" I was shocked. Of course i knew how jinchuriki's were treated, but wasnt this a bit over the top?

 "Okay, there will be multipul SSS rank secrets revealed here. ANBU out!"

 In a blur, the ANBU shunshinned out.

The hokage activated the silence seals.

"Ok, if you wanna learn the whole truth about Naruto, you must first learn about his parents Uzumaki Kushina (うずまきくしな) and Namikaze Minato (波風みなと).

I'll first start with Minato. As you know, he was an orphan, who became the yondaime hokage (四代目火影). Inventing his two most prized jutsu on the way, resengan and step 2 hirashin. Then on Feburary 16, 1986, Minato secretly married a kunoichi called Kushina Uzumaki."

I was astounded. A child of the yondaime hokage and the red death! This kid will be amazing!

 "And then Naruto came, named after the main character of Jiriaya's only non-pervy book.

Anyways, Kushina Uzumaki was the second born child of the 3rd Uzukage, Uzumaki Satoshi (渦巻きさとし). She lived in the village hidden by the whirling tides/ the hidden eddy village (渦潮がくれの里, i can't find the kanji for gaku 😭😭😭) till when she 6, which was when she was sent to konoha to become the nine-tails jinchuriki and also when the Uzumaki massacere happened. Kumo, Iowa, Mizu and an unknown 4th party teamed up to slaugter uzushio, which they were sucessful in doing but lost astounding amount of ninja's.

Also being an incredible kenjutsu master like the rest of her clan, she earned the title of red death.

Then, that faitful day came. You see, when a jinchuriki gives birth, the seal hold the tailed beast weakens to a point it might break, it was the same with Mito-sama. Unfortunatly for Kushina the seal broke, freeing the nine-tails. For most jinchuriki this would mean death but the reason the Uzumaki clan was so unique and feared was because of their stong fuinjutsu, kenjutsu, bloodlines, healing and most importantly, the strong life force. There shire will can get them through the toughest of situations. 

So she survived and saved konoha with Minato by her side. 

Sadly, because of the strain of having the nine-tails forced out of her she fell into a coma. We don't know when she'll wake up." The third hokage finished.

Suddenly, a more potent ki (killing intent) than last time blasted from Kakashi.

"Your telling me..." he started in a deadly whisper, " your telling me that SHE WAS ALIVE AND YOU NEVER TOLD ME! " he ended in a furious shout.

"ALL THIS TIME YOU MADE ME THINK THAT EVERYONE NEAR ME WAS MEANT TO DIE, THAT I, A CURSE BESTOWED ON THIS EARTH BY KAMI HERSELF, WAS NEVER TO HAVE SOMEONE CLOSE TO ME LIVE. AND THEN YOU CASUALLY ANNOUNCE SHE'S ALIVE LIKE YOU DON'T GIVE A #### THAT'S SHE'S ALIVE!" Having a black aura around him, he shunshinned of to who knows where.

'were those Kakashi's real thoughts,' i think, frustrated with the 3rd hokage,' how could he keep such an important peice of information from him?'

The hokage sighed.

"Seeing as Kakashi is gone, you are dismissed. If you have any questions you can ask me tomorrow. Goodbye."

 "Goodbye," i say bitterly. Shunshinning out of the office.

 (Ahhh, finally done. 1109 words!

Anyways, poor kakshi i am hating myself for witing that😭😭😭. 

Soooo, anyways *i say that to much* can you guys comment an idea for the true gennin test. It cannot be the bell test tho cause ummm no.

So Alf Wiedersehen *i learnt that in german class it mens goodbye*)