One Piece needs more love!
Luffy: Yum, thanks!
Kidnapper: *puts more tape over his mouth* I said stop eating it.
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Nami: Luffy... How do I begin to explain Luffy?
Zoro: Luffy is flawless.
Sanji: I hear his hair's insured for $10,000.
Sabo: I hear he does car commercials... in Japan.
Ace: One time he punched me in the face... it was awesome.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Nami: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Luffy: >:O language
Zoro: Yeah watch your fucking language
Sanji: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ZORO THE FUCK WORD?
Sabo: 'The fuck word'.
Ace: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time
Zoro: Oh my god he censored it
Sabo: Say fuck, Ace.
Zoro: Do it, Ace. Say fuck.
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Chopper: Robin! Have you no dignity?
Robin: Of course not! How long have we known each other?
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Zoro: Just be yourself.
Luffy: 'Be myself'? Zoro, I have one day to win Nami over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Sanji: Couple weeks.
Sabo: Six months.
Ace: Jury's still out.
Luffy: See, Zoro?
Luffy: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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Nami: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Luffy: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Nami: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Zoro: Actually I did the math, Luffy would have $225, not $0.15.
Luffy: Fam, I'm right here....
Sanji: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Nami: While you're there, could you buy me an apple juice please?
Sanji: Sorry, I only have a dollar
Nami: :(
Zoro: Hey, I just realized my friend is right, Luffy would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Sanji: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apple juice
Zoro: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
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