Accidentally on Purpose

Where are Ü now?

"I'm sorry. It seems Mr.Roberts is busy at the moment... Do you want me to leave him a message?" A overly perky secretary

"Tell Mr.Roberts that Grey says hi! And to go to hell!" I replied mimicking her tone of and hanging up. He's always too busy.

I grabbed my phone off of the floor. How did it get there? You ask, well I kinda maybe chucked it at the wall after my encounter with Pammy the secretary. That bitch. How can you be so happy all the time. That would be impossible for me. I hate people. Every single person except my 4 best friends.

There is Annie, the blonde cheerleader who has a over the top passion for everything pink. Then there is Elliot, the theater boy who likes boys, and his sister, Emeline, she's cool. She looks straight off of Tumblr and acts like it as well. And last but maybe not least is Maxon. He's hot, I don't have any sort of feelings towards him but I would have to be blind if I said he doesn't look like a sexy beast. He has all that bad boy swagger with the dark brown fringe hairstyle like Danisnotonfire and a body like Cameron Dallas. He's been my best friend since the 73rd day of pre-K. I'm one lucky girl.

Now that we have established that I'm not a total loser and that I do I fact have friends, let's talk about the stock market. Just kidding. But I do have to get ready for hell- oh wait I think the place is preferred to be called school.

This place is literally a stereotype. The divided school straight off of Glee. No but seriously... They're are the jocks and cheerleaders, nerds & geeks, Emos and Goths, theater kids, band people, and then they're is me. The one girl without a stereotype. I wear a lot of darker colors so I could be considered goth but then I don't act like them. I'm the typical introvert teenager created by youtubers and Fanfictions. I have a everlasting subscription to Netflix, band tees, a closet full of flannels and Vans, and a fangirl heart. I guess my stereotype is just "that girl". I'll always be that girl.

Speaking of that girl, this girl needs to get ready. I guess I could wear my black velvet dress and my dark green flannel. You can never go wrong with a flannel... Unless you look like a farmer. Then you will go wrong. I also put on black tights, black ankle booties, and a black rose flower crown.

Now onto makeup! I applied a thick layer of liquid eyeliner to my emerald colored eyes, and then a dramatic smokey eye around it but not like caked on, and last but not least my signature plum lipstick. I would tell you all of the brands and crap but I don't have the time. Just know that I look fine af, if I do say so myself.
Well I guess I have to go be social, bye!

(A/n: hey sorry if it's short! It's just the intro. I hope you like it, yep that's it.)