The original was written in red comic sans but sadly no one's eyes get to blee- I mean get blessed by it :(
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A day at kinndergarten was very scary and rude!So many kids running,screaming and hiding.When they went into the cafeteria,there were chairs tipped over and poop everywhere!It even smelled like a bathroom instead of food."5 year old Looloo 5 5 5 year old Looloo wanted to go home as soon as possible!I wonder who caused this horrible mess",Looloo wondered?!Her parents were driving Looloo home in there car.Looloo had an uneasy feeling she was being watched.But she didn't know one thing....POOP MONSTER WAS IN THE CAR WITH HER!!!!!!!!!!!!It smelled like a bathroom in the s a metalic feeling in the air.2 really ugly robots were beside her.Then a sticker with the number 4000 fell from the sky!She wanted to know who was behind all this!The dogs are at home.Wubwublub and Doggy Doo.Doggy Doo is 3 months old and is Looloo's dog and Wubwublub is 4 months old and is her mom and dad's dog.Looloo wanted to solve this mystery with her irish wolfhound turned into a poop monster!Then she knew who was behind all this gross stuff. She called 911 and the police saw the poop monster and robots."These really ugly metal cans need to go",Said one police."Also this brown blob",said the other.The took a robot proof bed and wheeled
it into the ambulance.Then they took a 1,000 foot wide and 7,000 foot long toilet paper roll and Doggy doo.Looloo went to school with Doggy Doo.This time it smelled even weirder, Like rotton fish.Then there was a fishy sound.It was like a fish being thrown in the lunch lady's face and landing on the floor. Geuss what?There was a fish on the floor with gears all over and around it.2 robots(Boto2 and bot 4000) and a stranger(poopy) were sitting there. Doggy doo sniffed the person and nearly passed out!Looloo went up to this weird man with Doggy doo at her side and he took the poop monster to the ambulance. Then there were no problems at school again.Well almost none....
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The Mystery of the Poop Monster
Fanfiction"Absolute masterpiece, a must read for all the mystery lovers out there" -very real book critic I wrote this in grade 3 or 4 and the Internet gets to see it now. Awesome.
