Golmaal 🥴

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Cheetoshpa : aaapp ?

To guys apko bata tu umrila bhi hm jese tomboyish hai 🌚❤️

Girl: ha mai mera naam hai umrila Mahadev matre meko rapat likhani h
Ss: report
Um: ha re wahi tu to bahut intelligent h re
Pj: ye aap kesi baat kr rhi h maddam sir
Ye konsi bhasa bol rhi h

Um: ye mahtari m koi maddam nhi h m hai ek vadapav bali Mumbai se idhr m aai hai apne khoi hui family dundhne

Cheetosh brust out laughing
Cc: e kaa baat kr rhi h maddam sir abhi to aap hq ke liye nikali thi na
Ss: cheete humari sath majak kr rhi h na madam sir apka naam haseena malik h aap Urmila kyu bol rhi h
Um: ye kya re kya laga rkha h tum lg ne m koi Haseen dilruba nhi h or
Head quarter m to sirf desi peeti h mst chakne ke sath 🤤
Ss: maddamsir majak mt kijye na
Um: ye safedi ki chamkaar m majak nhi kr rhi h
Tu usko bol na mahatari
Cc: ka maddam sir abhi to hum sab ne kudh ko idhr se jaate huiye dekha
Um: ye chuppp😤
M sach m urmila mahadev matre h
Tumlog rapat likhoge ki m jau
Cc: ha ha likhte h
Um: chikne tu in sab m meko smjhdhar dikhta h
Sadi banayga kya mere se😍
Ss cc ko apni taraf kechti h
Ss: ye mera boyfriend h
Ss: madam sir apki sadhi ho chuki h aap bhul gai
Um: m idhr se ja rhi tumlog meko pagal kr doge
And she left

Pj: apna kaam kro sab ms pgl hogai h esa lg raha
Km ke jaane ke gum m
Ss: mujhe bhi ese hi lgta h Pushpee
San kaam krne lgte h

Dusri side hm hq se wapis aa rhi thi
Tabi market m ladai dekh ke Ruk jati h
Hm: kya ho raha h ye
Ek admi bolta h
A: arey aap to bo hi h na jo abhi humse jhgda kr rhi thi
Hm: kesi baate kr rey h aaplog hum to abhi aay h ,🙄
A: arey madam jada bholi mt baniye
Abhi aapne mere bete ko kitna peeta hai
Dikhiye iska kitni chot aai h
Hm: dekhiye apko koi galat Femi hui h
Or hm waha se chli jati hai

Thana aati h
Hm: pgl kr diya h sabme hume ho kya raha h
Ek to ks ka bhi pata nhi chl raha
Cc ss pj unhe dekh rey hote h

Ss: madam itne jldi phirse uniform pehen ke aagai aap
Hm: kya baat kr rhi h santosh Sharma hum to subha se yehi pehne hai
Cc: madam abhi to aap civil dress m aai to bol rhi thi kuch report likhbani hai or ab ye

Hm: aap sab kya bol rey h hum to hq se abhi aay h or market m bhi log bol rey the ki humne unse jhghda kiya hum kahi pgl na ho jay

Dusri side Market m
Um: kya log the bawa dimaag ki dahi krti
Um: oye chacha ke chai dena
U: aap to abhi police ki uniform m aai thi na
Um: mai kidhr se police ki uniform m aaygi or kayko aygi
U: pr abhi aap unse baat kr rhi thi
Tabhi bo admi aata h
A: arey madam as phirse aagai
Um: kya re tu mera dimaag khane phir agaya tere bete ko itna mara teko akal nhi aai phir bhi
A: aap bhaut jada bol rhi h Madam accha nhi hoga ye apke liye
Um: Aicha gavat kya kr lega re tu
Ans uske peeche bachne lagti h
A: bacho bacho
Um: takle tere ko me choregi nhi jada banta h umrila ko dhamki deta teri to
And wahi pr padi stick utha ke use mrne lgti h
Or uska beta bachane ata h to use bhi marne lgti h
A: apki police m report kr duga
And waha se chla jta h
Um: subah se dimaag ki dahi krdi h m kaha ki madam sir hai🤔
Tabhi waha dsp sir aajate h
Dsp: miss Mallik aap use kyu maa rhi thi
Um: tu kon h re ganju😏
Dsp: kesi baate kr rhi h aap miss malik
Um: kya re tum sabne kya laga rkha h subah se
Kon h re ye miss malik
Dsp: aap
Um: ye chup ganju wrna maar maar ke tera takla suja degi m
Or waha se chli jati h
Dsp: 😤😤

Thana
A: madam madam meri report likhiye
Pj: ha batiaye kya dikkat h
A: mera beta
Ss: apka beta apki dikkat h
Cc: uff ye masumiyat Santu ji bolne to dijye
Ss: ha ha continue
A: apki thnae ki madam ne use mara h
Hm bhi aati h
Hm: kya hua
A: yehi h bo madam
Pj: kesi baat kr rey ho ye tumare bete ko kyu maregi
A: bo ..bo
Pj: bako
A: mere bete ne inka purse chori kiya tha
Cc: ye babu ek to chori krte h or police ko hi arrest karate ho hum batate h tumko
And use jail m daal deta h
Tabhi dsp ka call ata h
Or bo use bolte h ki unko suspend kr dege agar bo hq nhi aai to
Hm soch rhi hoti h
Ye kya ho raha h
Hm: billu kaha h
Ss: billu ji chor association ke kisi kaam se gay hai
Hm: theek h apna kaam kijye hum hq jate h

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